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Name some terrible films.


What film have you watched were you just couldn't believe how bad it was. For me it's the Ghostbusters remake, just awful.

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Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

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Grrrrrrrr

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I liked it, I thought it would suck balls.

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"Driver"

Ryans "cool guy / strong silent type" came across as "socially inept asshole" to me .

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I agree with you, not a great film yet, strangely, I absolutely loved Only God forgives

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I liked it.

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The Ninja Mission (1984)
Death Proof (2007)

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Death Proof is one of my favorites. 😀

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Death Proof is one of my favorite movies too.

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It’s one of those movies that you get or you don’t.

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What's there to "get" about it? It doesn't have a plot that's even in the neighborhood of complex. If you're talking about it being an attempted homage to "grindhouse" movies, there's nothing to get there either, since it was blatantly obvious, being part of its marketing campaign and all, not to mention being part of a double-feature that was literally called "Grindhouse." Planet Terror was far better, though still not very good.

Movies are bad in different ways, and I found this bad because it was annoying, which is the worst kind of bad. For a long time it was the most annoying movie I'd ever seen by a large margin, but Disney's first Star Wars movie in 2015 came pretty close, enough so that I never want to see, and never have seen, another Disney Star Wars movie.

The annoyance comes from the motormouth chicks who never shut up, endlessly yammering on about utter inanities. I'm not much of a fan of Quentin Tarantino movies in general (the only ones I sort of like are Pulp Fiction and the first Kill Bill), but writing unusual/offbeat and entertaining dialog is usually his strong point. He went way overboard on Death Proof though, skipping the entertaining part and going straight to annoying.

Furthermore, I find destroying classic cars, especially second-generation Dodge Chargers, completely unacceptable. I give older movies / TV shows such as Bullitt and The Dukes of Hazzard a pass because the cars weren't classic yet at the time (I don't give the 2005 Dukes of Hazzard movie a pass though; that's too new).

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I guess "get it" would be a bad choice of words. It's more like "love it or hate it." The first QT film I saw was Pulp Fiction in the theater when it came out and it was life changing for me. I instantly searched out Reservoir Dogs and stumbled upon Killing Zoe, which he had an influence on. Anyhow, I feel like Death Proof was his last film where we saw Tarantino putting a film on screen that was exactly what he wanted to show us. All the others after that seemed like they were made to please the masses with the adding of big stars. I do feel like he made a come back in a big way with Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

I just love the entire vibe of the film. Released in 2007 we are treated to exactly what males who grew up in the VHS era were dyeing to see: A car / slasher movie shot on real film with real stunts and beautiful women. And to put the icing on the cake we get mother fucking Kurt Russell as Stunt Man Mike. Any motorhead should love it. I feel like I could watch the opening credits all day. It's layered with lot's of throwbacks to genre films and a kick ass soundtrack, with my favorite example being straight out of a poliziotteschi film. I know the majority of people dislike the dialogue but for me it's pure Tarantino and I wouldn't change a thing. I even think the ending is spectacular all the way through the end credits with the China dolls.

It defiantly helps if your a QT fan to begin with with. lol

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haha i bought The Ninja Mission from a bargain bin .
Must've been one of the first "Straight to bargain bin" VHSs

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Inside (2007)
Neighbors (2014)
Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)
Into the Woods (2014)
Slacker (1990)

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I liked Bubba Ho-Tep and thought it was pretty decent.

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Different strokes. 🙂 To me it was too absurd and obnoxious.

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Absurd for sure. I think that's why I liked it. It was original. But I totally get why someone wouldn't like it.

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BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD INSIDE...BUBBA HO-TEP IS AWESOME.

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I liked Bubba Ho-Tep and I LOVE Into The Woods.

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I love Bubba Ho-Tep. I especially love how it's a goofy comedy that plays as "serious".

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Not that these are the worst films of all time, but I expected better and couldn't believe how bad they were:

Jurassic World: Dominion
A Good Day to Die Hard
Mission: Impossible II
Bad Santa 2
Dumb & Dumber To

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No way, Bad Santa 2 was awesome. You can pretend to fuck Christina Hendricks, thumbs up.

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I thought it was awful.

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The movie is my Christina Hendricks fantasy, lol.

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The Ghostbusters remake was one of the few movies I rate 1/10. Probably the worst movie I've ever seen in a decade if not in my entire life.

Recently, worst movies I've seen:
Day Shift (2022)
Eternals (2021)
Boss Level (2021)
Snake Eyes (2021)
Infinite (2021)

Of those Eternals is the one dissapointed me most, but objectively, Infinite would be the absolute worst. Still, not one compares to that Ghostbusters remake abomination.

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The absolute disrespect to "Boss Level". That was way better than it should have been.

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Mission: Impossible II was better than that.

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IF THE GHOSTBUSTERS REMAKE IS PROBABLY THE WORST MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN IN A DECADE OR YOU WHOLE LIFE...THEN YOU NEED TO WATCH MORE MOVIES.

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No. People watch movies for different reasons. You may want to watch movies for the sake of watching movies, assuming from your 10,000 VHS collections. I watch movies for entertainment. I don't collect movies, good nor bad. There is no need for me to intentionally watch more random movies.

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WHOA,GIRL!....MY COLLECTION IS OVER 30,000 TITLES ACROSS BLU-RAY,DVD,VHS,LASERDISC,HD-DVD,BETA,AND SOME MISC FORMATS...IF WE ARE GONNA BRAG ON MY AWESOMENESS...LET'S GET THE FACTS STRAIGHT...AS FAR AS GHOSTBUSTERS GOES...IT IS DEEPLY FLAWED,BUT...IT IS AN EXPENSIVE MOVIE WITH NAME ACTORS AND PRETTY CGI AND SHIT...SURELY YOU HAVE SEEN MULTIPLE FILMS OVER THE YEARS THAT WOULD BE MUCH MORE OF A SLOG TO REWATCH THAN THE BRIGHTLY COLORED TURD THAT IS GHOSTBUSTERS...AND YES...I DID CALL YOU SHIRLEY.

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The more expensive, more big name actors, more pretty CGI and more shit makes a bad movie even more bad.

I can give leeway to low budget movies with no name actors and no CGI.

You can call me Shirley, I don't mind.

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NO...NO LEEWAY...GOOD AND BAD...YOU AND I WOULD MUCH RATHER SIT THROUGH GHOSTBUSTERS 16 AGAIN OVER NUMEROUS OTHER TITLES...THEY ARE WORSE...PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

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That's not how I roll, but I respect how you rate movies. People rate movies differently and that's okay.

I would never want to watch Ghostbusters remake ever again and I stand by my 1/10 rating. Still probably the worst movie I've ever watched.

Anyhow, it's interesting how people would consider budget, big name actors (and directors) and even the studio or the franchise affecting the standard of how the movie is percieved.

Like you said, no leeway... good and bad. At first, I think that's no fair. Bigger budget means access to many of the moviemaking techniques and production value that low budget productions couldn't even dream of.

On the other hand, as artists, they may not want to be "pitied" by the fact that their work of art is valued by the constraints they were getting. Like, yeah it's good... for a 20 mil budget. Which is similar to say that's a good painting, for a 10 years old. Feels like a "discounted" compliment.

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ONE OF MY TOP TEN FILMS ALL TIME IS CLERKS...I GIVE NO LEEWAY BECAUSE IT IS NOT NECESSARY.


GHOSTBUSTERS IS A STUPID FLAWED MESS...AGREE...FOR ME THOUGH...KATE MCKINNON WAS ADORABLE,THE EFFECTS WERE COLORFUL AND FUN TO LOOK AT,LESLIE JONES HAD SOME FUNNY BITS,THOR AS WELL...IT WAS WELL SHOT,EDITED,SOUND DESIGNED...ALL THE ACTING WAS GOOD EVEN IF WHAT THEY WERE ACTING OUT WASN'T SO GOOD...I WOULD PUT IT AT ABOUT A 4.5/10...BELOW AVERAGE AND SUPREMELY DISAPPOINTING BUT FAR FROM BOTTOM BARREL LEVEL SLIME.

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Good low-budget films are relatively easier to rate because "it's good despite."

Like how you'd rate a child-prodigy piano player who can play just like 40 years old maestro. It's great, no problem.

Rating bad low-budget movie on the other hand, may be a little bit trickier. I mean, if a movie has a terrible flaw but that's just because they couldn't have the budget for it. How do you judge that?

What if a low-budget movie is overall good but has attocious CGI just because good CGI is expensive af. Do you give a leeway?

What if a low-budget movie is overall good, but the acting is sub-par because they couldn't hire the best actors available?

It's hard to overlook the budget limitation of a production when it's clear if given the appropriate funding the movie could be tremendously improved.

About the Ghostbusters remake, I seriously failed to find any other movie that's so unable to achive what it intended to... entertain me. Colorful CGI and big name actors, I can find those in plenty of other movies as well. But the one I expected for a Ghost-fucking-busters movie is to simply amuse me in 90 minutes. Idk, throw me some nostalgia? No Way Home style? Or anything, really.

They've failed absolutely terribly bad at that even when given the appropriate budget and access to some of the best comedic actors Hollywood has to offer (which affected on how I rate movies,) thus I give it 1/10. I don't really get what's your objection on what I consider the worst movie I've ever watched. You don't consider budgetary constraints in how you rate movies and rated it 4.5/10... fine by me.

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YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIND KATE MCKINNON ADORABLE?....ALSO...I AM FINE WITH YOUR OPINION...I DO NOT AGREE THOUGH...BUT...I HAVE HAD A NICE TIME DISCUSSING THE RIFT.

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I really curious tho' how would you rate flawed low-budget movies without taking the budget into account? I may need to make a thread on this. This was an inspiring discussion.

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I RATE MOVIES BASED ON HOW MUCH I ENJOY THEM...FLAWS TAKE AWAY FROM EXPENSIVE AND CHEAP FILMS...SO A DEEPLY FLAWED MAINSTREAM AND A DEEPLY FLAWED INDIE ARE PROBABLY GOING TO GET SIMILAR RATINGS FROM ME...MANNEQUIN IS IN MY TOP FIVE ALL TIME...I RATE IT A 10/10...ENTERTAINMENT/ENJOYMENT IS THE ONLY METRIC I EMPLOY.

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Death Race
Death Sentence(2007)
Miami Vice
Halloween(2007)
Alien 3
Terminator Salvation
Judge Dredd
Green Lantern
Tommy
St Elmo's Fire

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Other than "St. Elmo's Fire" which I haven't seen, all of those are accurate.

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I know a sassy Dutch Girl that would be happy to screen St. Elmo’s Fire for you but Brother, You DON’T want that!
Awful movie.

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If the food is free, I'll watch anything. Where you at, Stratego?

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The only thing I remember about St Elmo's fire was a make-out scene with Rob Lowe and Mariel Hemingway and we saw WAY too much of her ugly undergarments.

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What about Rob's undergarments?

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It might have been Mare Winningham, I don't care enough to look it up, the rich girl working for social services, looked like Sears lingerie.

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Death Race with Jason Statham and Judge Dredd were amazing. Stallone yelling I am the Law, priceless.

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I really liked Alien 3 and Tommy. St Elmo's Fire is nothing but the brat pack trying to get their last few bucks before losing their youthful appeal. Would have been 4-5 times better if Rob Lowe wasn't involved.

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Hotel New Hampshire

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THAT MOVIE IS GREAT! I just saw it is streaming on Amazon now, I've been chasing it on Netflix and Blockbuster for forever. Sorrow floats.

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