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If men had more skill


There wouldn't be a market for women's sex toys worth over 15 billion.



Now before you bite my head off, this is a joke. (well the numbers are true) I'm not serious, I'm just taking the piss because of moviebuff's comment to froggyandtoady in his last trolling post which said

"I’m glad you like fucking your boyfriend, I’m sure it took him some serious work to get you to that point"


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRbsE9QO7Dw&t=0m24s

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hahahaha

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Early Woody was genuinely funny

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What I'd like to know is why is there such a disparity between the sex aids available for women and the sex aids available for men ? Vibrators are cheap and effective but the male counterparts are either cheap and ineffective or ridiculously expensive. They can put a robot on Mars but they can't manufacture a good quality artificial vagina ?


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Feminists get insecure is part of the reason.

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So no-one wants a part of a multi-billion dollar a year industry because they don't want to make feminists feel insecure. I don't think so.

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Feminists actually stop a lot of things that could benefit men.

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I think you're giving them too much credit in this case.

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I don't think so. But there are sex toys for men out there I just think most of us are skilled one hand typists.

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Those pesky feminists! next they'l tek our , err , bbq rights?

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OH my god..I don't know what to say to that..I got nothing.

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Best response👍

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😊😊

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Oh my. Decent sex toys for women are far from cheap. You can get cheap, but that's what they are and aren't all that good.

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Well I just had a quick look at one of those Best Vibrators for 2020 websites and the first three recommendations were between $30 and $40. So unless you think anything over $5 is expensive I don't know what to say.


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I'm not sure which one you were looking at, there is one company that has most of their vibrators for under $50. I can't speak to the quality of those, but the magic wand is over $100, the We-vibe is over $100, the womanizer is close to $200, The Eva is over $100, and a sybian is about $1000 or more.

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$1000 for a sybian !? What a rip off ! Otherwise those prices don't strike me as being too expensive for quality products that are fit for purpose.

Here is the website I looked at:
https://www.womenshealthmag.com/sex-and-love/a19930265/best-vibrators-for-women/


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Again, the ones on that site that look good to me are over $100, which I don't really think are cheap. So I guess it's just a difference of opinion on what is affordable. I think it's pretty comparable to what is out there for men, but I'm not an expert by any means. I thought that you could get a decent replica for about $125-200? I know you can get some fleshlights for as low as $25.00 but again I think it's a you get what you pay for situation.

I didn't really think that this was a competition by the way. 😊

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I think I love you S in a non lesbian way..Comparing sex toys.. I wish we lived closer together.

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No demos
What a waste of my time

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Watch Cam it both fulfills your need for sex and also is a good movie:)

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I saw Cam and liked it a lot
The lead, Madeline Brewer, really sold that crazy role

She's in something called Braid which is streaming on Prime

We should both check it out and compare thoughts

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" disparity between the sex aids available for women and the sex aids available for men ?"

Well , if a man finds out his woman has a vibrator in her drawer he thinks its the sexiest thing ever.
If a woman finds a man has a latex vag hidden away ....

Its just not cool basically, whereas its perfectly culturally acceptable for a woman to have one.

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All a guy needs is one good hand and a jar of vaseline. :-)

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I'm going to agree with you here, most men don't know what their doing, in bed or in life:)

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Oh Yeah?!?
Boys rule, Girls drool😛

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That could be said of both sexes.

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*they’re

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It would be interesting if we had a female moviebuff here

Just imagine the fireworks!

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It would start like a formulaic romantic comedy where at first they don't get along, but then they start to find some common ground, and just when things start to get hot and heavy, Moviebuff goes off on some tangent about how Scorsese is an unknown genius that more people should be aware of, then the lady leaves in a huff.

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We shall call her moviehuff

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That's the perfect handle

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Someone needs to create a sock account and call themselves Moviehuff442.

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Laura, sslssg or froggyandtoady all have the crazy sense of humor and killing wit to pull it off

Oh man, a moviebuff vs moviehuff battle of the sexes thread could be the greatest MC thread ever

Let's make this happen Ladies🤘

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Comedy gold!

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I feel almost bad for this guy does he know that he is the site joke?

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I honestly stopped feeling bad for him with the comments he made today. I'm not trying to be vindictive or anything, but his comments were just too much.

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Oh come on.. He's here for us to laugh at..its fun but also scary because thats 40% of America.

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Hey a few weeks back when I said I wished you had a nickname on this site I meant so I could say stuff like , "Hey S, its tough being a girl here"..Signed T.

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Hey T!!! You can call me S, or anything else you would like. :)

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Thats what I meant when I said your username didn't lend itself too a nickname..But now you are S and I am T...The last few girls here.

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I'm happy with S. 😁

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Hey S..You're one of the few people here I know nothing about..Reveal the city you live in or your job.. Your choice:)

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I know nothing about you either.

I'm in Edmonton, Canada

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Well you haven't been paying attention here.. I hide nothing.. I'm a teacher in Tucson Arizona.

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Ah, yeah, now that you mention it..... (hanging head in shame)

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Lets cement this friendship...Whats your job. Be as vague as you feel necessary.

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I work with people in the performing arts.

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That is fascinating..Screen writer..Acting coach?

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Hey tcrum ...... Not to jump on your girl crushing / friendship forming 💜😎 ...but I just wanted to say 👋 I’m one of those few girls left here too lol 😎

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You have to add random numbers too... MovieHuff422

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That sounds pretty likely...and then both could post stuff like 'I'm going to throat punch my next date if she hasn't seen The Irishman' or 'He leaves the toilet seat up with a note that reads 'Just Deal With It Woman,' he's a typical ape male'

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He might actually strangle me, gasp..I haven't seen the Irishman or have any desire to see it.

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Best of luck

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I havent bothered watching any mafia type films since the great overdose in the 90s

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This post is going off the rails..I'm a little scared and also Intrigued.

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If women were, there would not be a billions of dollars pornography industry.

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The funniest jokes always ring with a bit of truth.

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Perhaps.


Sorry for naming you, but he really, really pissed me off with that comment.

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I don’t care, I thought it was funny. You’re cute when you’re feisty.
I wasn’t bothered by the boyfriend comment. It just sounded like something a guy who is inexperienced with women would say. I was a little skeeved by the Elliot Rodger attitude he seems to have towards females, but I don’t take much of what moviebuff says too seriously anymore. He says some wack shit, but a lot of his threads lead to interesting discussion and pretty funny commentary.

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I think I've just spent my 5 months of Covid lockdown with too much time online dealing with too many men who think like him. I may need to take a bit of a Luddite style vacay soon.

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You and me both. I completely understand more than you know. I usually live in the woods for the summer. I haven’t camped yet this year. Everything seems unnatural now, it sucks.

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With what comment, that women aren’t as horny as men and require several hoops to be jumped through in order to give it up? Sorry you can’t handle facts.

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The comment that I quoted in the OP.

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What was wrong w that?

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If you are unable to see the absolutely disgusting misogyny in that comment, then I can't even....

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😂I started to respond too... then I just smh. There’s no way this guy is for real.

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How in the hell is it misogynistic to state the fact that women have a laundry list of requirements that have to be met before they’ll sleep with a guy??!!

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Seriously dude. Fuck off. I'm done being polite.

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How about you clarify this for me because I honest to god have no fucking idea what the hell you’re talking about

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Does this include butt plugs?

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Butt plugs are toys for everyone!!!



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