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I'm super straight, so I can't relate...


...to movies made by and for those afflicted by the mental illness of homosexuality. I'm not going to be bullied into watching this, either.

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And I’m super gay, so I might press play..

..when it hits a streaming service. Because obviously I can’t leave the house on account of my mental illness affliction. But don’t feel bad or strum a sad song for me on your guitar, Guitar King. I will survive. Ooh actually, I do like that song. Can you play a few bars for me if I ask nicely? Promise not to bully you into it though, I know those mean gays like to bully you. Big meanies they are 😢

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One of the perks gays get is a lifetime membership to the Oppressed Club, which is a barrel of monkeys.

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exactly. Supposedly oppressed, but they have parades and coming out parties. Nobody threw me a party when I decided I wanted to fuck girls.

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thats not what the partys for ,
its to celebrate another year of not getting the shit kicked out of you on a saturday night for being gay.
As straight people dont have that problem , they dont need a party.

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That's such bullshit. Do you really think straight people don't get beat up? And I guarantee that it is VERY rare for an unprovoked gay assault to happen based on just that, particularly with modern hate crime laws. Quit playing the fucking victim card so much, it's become a parody of reality.

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Has anyone ever been assaulted for being straight? Was straight marriage ever illegal?

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Those questions are so full of false logic it's laughable.

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How so?

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Well, for one, marriage was literally created with a man and woman in mind, so it's specious logic to use heterosexuality and it's legality as an argument. You wouldn't create something with the intention of outlawing it. Second, it would be naive to suggest that someone has never been assaulted for being straight, but that's irrelevant too. Nobody should be assaulted for doing what they want to do. People beat up people for lots of reasons. Being too short, being bald, being a redhead, being a certain color, being a certain religion, wearing fur, being a hunter, being an animal rights activist...I could go on and on. The point is, almost every group shares instances of isolated attacks for various reasons, but instead of focusing on their victim status, they choose to focus on the agressor. They certainly don't feel the need to celebrate being a hunter and have a parade. They don't need to make it a personal attention seeking spectacle to tell the world that we all have to deal with assholes sometimes.

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marriage was literally created with a man and woman in mind, so it's specious logic to use heterosexuality and it's legality as an argument.

Because homosexuality was frowned upon. This isn't like saying an older person being able to marry someone underage or a human marrying an animal.

Second, it would be naive to suggest that someone has never been assaulted for being straight, but that's irrelevant too.

Of course I'm not saying that, but it's not to the level of straight people assaulting gay people. Not even close. It would be similar to people being assaulted for their race and religion, but not someone being bald, a redhead and an animal rights activist.

They don't need to make it a personal attention seeking spectacle to tell the world that we all have to deal with assholes sometimes.

How is that any different than celebrating Independence Day or things along similar lines?

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Haha!! Love your reply! 👌

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Someone protests too much.

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apparently, much potential audience can't relate. :D

when will they ever grow up and learn about reality?

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You don't need to relate to a movie to be able to enjoy it. I'm straighter than you and I went and saw it and enjoyed it.

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We are a majority of Christian country, if we were an Islamic country we wouldn't be allowed to do that so much.

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The religious majority in this country is Christian but America is not a theocracy so its not a christian country.

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How big yo dick is?

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They should have done what they used to do with their crap films, and only opened it in select theaters across the states, theaters that would be right in the middle of all the gay havens across the country. I think they shot themselves in the foot, trying to advertise this to the majority of Americans, who not only are straight (97%) but don't like being made fun of and are not interested in this genre.

The star is probably just mad because his real audience was too small and couldn't give him a bigger payout.

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There is no mental illness to LGB, it's anything after it that the dysphoria starts to kick into deviant territory.

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Really? You know better than every other psychologist in this country then?

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Appeal to Authority is a logical fallacy. The psychologists who condone or participate in medicating and mutilating people to affirm their trans delusions are quacks who are either leftist ideologues or afraid of professional ostracization if they go against the woke agenda.

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BOOM!💥

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You don't trust science either?

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The left and science are mutually exclusive.

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Are all or most psychologists Left or something?

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Don't play coy, leftist.

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WOW. Good luck with your brain man, you are going to need it.

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🤘

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It's important to note that this fallacy should not be used to dismiss the claims of experts, or scientific consensus.

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