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people ACTUALLY think she's a man?


I just talked to someone at my gym who genuinely thinks Michelle, or "Michael", was an ex-linebacker at some fcs football school and got a sex change when his NFL career didn't kick off. He was dead serious about all of it. he also threw in stuff about, of course, his mom was a coke-addicted prostitute and his dad was in prison. I thought that was all just a joke.

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YES...THEY DO...THEY BELIEVE MICHELLE OBAMA IS A MAN AND EVEN WEIRDER SHIT...I KNOW THIS PERSONALLY...MY WIFE WENT INSANE A FEW YEARS AGO...SHE IS ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE.

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MY WIFE WENT INSANE A FEW YEARS AGO


Why am I not surprised? 🤣

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Did she steal your caps-lock key?

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I HAD THAT ENGAGED LONG BEFORE I EVER MET HER...SHE SHUT DOWN AS A PERSON AND NOW LIVES AS AN INSANE CREEPER ON FACEBOOK.

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That is hilarious!

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Hey man, I don't like you but I sympathize with your situation.

Has she really gone insane (as in, she needs medical help) or did she decide to believe all this alt reality conspiracy bullshit?

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if this story is infact true, she more than likely left him for another guy.

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Yes, it's a weird conspiracy theory that Barack Obama is gay and Michelle Obama is male-to-female transgender.

Even comedian Joan Rivers said "we all know" that Michelle Obama is transgender. Conspiracy theorists say Rivers was murdered because of that statement.

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Well, if she is, her surgeon did a helluva good job! But yes, repeat the same weird story enough times and someone is bound to believe it!

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She is sorta built like a linebacker. 🤣

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I guess that made Bea Arthur a man too. lol I've often felt sorry for very tall and big women. They get a reputation for being masculine.

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Bea Arthur was a transgender!!??!!!

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That is odd. It makes Barry straight, not gay.

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Not if she has a dick. People claim she has a male bulge.

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Jesus folks, all you have to do is look at photos of her or him online sporting a shlong and there you have it??

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I don't believe it but I think it's hilarious.

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You mean the poorly photoshopped photos? Why are you so easily fooled by that crap?

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Nah, that's not photoshopped kid.. He's sporting a shlong and it's hard not to notice it, but hey?? Why would you care anyway if he or she were a Trans?? Isn't this what Zoomers beat their chests over??

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He obviously didn't see the videos, lol.

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Why do you need to believe that this is true so desperately?

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Why do you need to believe it isn't true?? Seems like every time this subject gets brought up, there's that 1 maybe 2 posters who this seems to touch a nerve with??

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It's absurd.

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It's absurd?? So is Joe Biden opening the Border for everyone and anyone to come into the U.S illegally do he can get as many votes as possible when he's trailing heavily in the Polls

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What does that have to do with Michelle Obama? Are you one of those flat earthers?

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No, but I believe Michelle Obama is a Transgender and for whatever reason or another, every time this is brought up, the soy boys on this website take offense to it..

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What is a soy boy? Why shouldn't someone take issue with it?

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A soy boy is a male trying to be a female, in particular, Gen Z, ala, Zoomers who are all for this and are influenced by Tik Tok as well

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Of course, according to you everyone is a Zoomer!

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I am willing to bet that a large majority of this website are Gen Z ranging from as young as 15 by how some post and as old as late 30's excluding me

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Nah, there are plenty of oldsters here...I'm Gen X myself, missed being a boomer by a year!

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Yes, it's absurd for a man to pretend to be a woman.

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There are high school pictures of Big Mike as Michelle and a female, so unless she is a hermie, she's a clinical woman.

https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/photos-and-video/photo/2013/08/first-lady-michelle-obamas-1979-yearbook-photo

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It's the people who say that who are the joke. It shows how little facts and reason the right-wing has, that they have to concentrate of ridiculous stuff like this.

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Exactly, since the left never makes fun of people on the right.

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Big Mike

https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/e436a8a6ba3bd7c0fe8835405a9d2818b56b0a02f9a2dcaa4742465767b72c57.jpg?w=600&h=514

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Just a coinkidink that the gender anarchy started during the Obama administration.

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Precisely, it was most noticeable in Pedowood.

1. The ring finger of a man is visibly longer than that of the index finger. This is not the case for women. Michelle Obama's hands are those of a man.

2. Shoulders of a man are typically 3 times the size of a the head. In a women, the size is 2.5 times the size of the head. Michelle's shoulder width is three times her head.

3. In a male, the neck muscles surrounding the shoulders are pronounced and bulging. In Michelle, you see the same thing. There are times when it does not appear this way because the longer hairstyles she wears is used to camouflage this fact.

4. To add to the illusion of smaller shoulders, Michelle often slouches forward and brings her shoulders in.

5. Her eyebrows are typically painted on and wrap around the male skull bone that protrudes around the eyebrows. The painted eyebrows do not match the size of the browbone.

6. Regarding human anatomy, a person's height is typically proportioned based upon the size of a person's head. In a man, this is 8 times the head size. In a female, it is 7 times.

7. Notice the positioning of her shoulders in pictures. Often they are not square to the camera. This technique is used to make them appear smaller and her more feminine.

8. Typically women have smaller shoulders than hips. In men, it is the opposite. Go look at photos of Michelle when she is square to the camera.

9. Look for camera tricks. Wide hairstyles and neck jewelry serve to minimize the width of her shoulders and her neck muscles.

10. Look for the rare photos where she is frowning. You can then see her male facial features come out clearly.

11. Joan Rivers died suddenly from getting her throat stretched which is a very safe procedure. This occurred right after Rivers told the world Michell was a man.

12. There are numerous photos of "Michelle" with a bulge protruding from her crotch. No woman has a clitoris that big.

13. Trust your instinct.

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you are mentally ill

1. The ring finger of a man is visibly longer than that of the index finger. This is not the case for women. Michelle Obama's hands are those of a man."


it took 1 second of googling it to find out this is total BS and scientists think they know why some women have longer ring fingers.

also 1 second of googling "womens hands" shows you are wrong

you been tested for retardation?

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grab her by the pussy!

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People actually think it’s a woman. Astonishing.

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I think if Crocodile Dundee met her in a bar, he'd do this....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHTPLpY8mBI

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