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The stupid narrative these movies keep pushing.

posted 2 years ago by bond998 (1206)
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I always wanted a movie where the Dino finally got off the island to civilization. I figured it would be a total blood bath. But instead the movie spends most of time in a lab and ends with Dinos, Human and Modern Animal Peacefully Co-Existing. BA BA BA BA BULLSHIT. If Dinos existed in the modern world. We would be fucking dead. That what Malcolm was warning about in the first movie. I know the "World" movies have been more unrealistic turning Dino into Weapons BS. But this is ridiculous.

[–] rootvegetables (1353) 2 years ago

If dinos existed, I would ride my T-Rex everywhere. The sophisticated steering system would involve a long wooden pole, a fishing line and a carrot I would dangle in front of the T-Rex’s face.

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[–] [deleted] 2 years ago

You'd find your T-Rex to be far more effective if you dangled a cat or large dog in front of its face.

[–] fc31 (4641) a year ago

I think T-Rex would prefer the idiot trying to ride it far more than cat or dog, with more meat too.

[–] Costumer (1790) 2 years ago

You really think dinosaurs could compete with us? I know it is fun to watch them ignore bullets and other weapons, but it is utterly unrealistic. Modern weaponry would destroy them very effectively. We are quite capable of killing whales, which outmass nearly all dinosaurs. In addition, they simply would not breed that quickly. Large animals rarely produce large numbers of young.

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[–] Volley (3374) 2 years ago

Indeed, our weapons would wipe out any T-Rex or Gigantosaurus or Spinosaurus or Big Bird-saurus at any point. They would never be a threat. Notice how they never use machine guns or artillery in any of the Jurassic movies, and if they do it's always people that have no clue how to use a gun?

[–] raymondoz2007 (2053) 2 years ago

In all of these movies has 1 dino been killed by a gun.

[–] CrabgrassWilly (1616) 2 years ago

https://youtu.be/QwMKEMkNynE?t=24

[–] TandyMan (10399) 2 years ago

I'd go pretty nuts if I was running this franchise. I'd have the human race dying out, dinosaurs retaking the earth, and humans forced to genetically engineer themselves into reptile people to survive. The last true humans escape to the moon. Go freaking nuts.

[–] Strazdas (2328) 2 years ago

You are right, that is certainly nuts.

[–] Strazdas (2328) 2 years ago

> I figured it would be a total blood bath.

Yeah, we would hunt them to extinction pretty damn fast.

[–] bond998 (1206) a year ago

If we go by how well humans survive in these movies. I would say its unlikely.

[–] Strazdas (2328) a year ago

If humans were portrayed realistically, a lot of movies wouldnt work, because the writers werent smart enough to come up with threats that would be actually, you know, threatening.

[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 2 months ago

Agreed.

Either they would have been left alone on a well guarded island or else a military, most like ours, would have wiped them all out with missiles and bombs or even nuking the island, "Just to be sure."

[–] SWfan2002 (93) a year ago

I think the next movie will be about dinosaurs organizing and leading a million-dinosaur march to D.C. with key members of the paleontological community. The climax of the film is when the votes from Congress come in and everyone is on the edge of their seats waiting to find out if Dinosaurs will be given equal rights...

[–] WarrenPeace (2267) 2 months ago

LOL

The dinos will eat those who object.

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[–] blue1981 (6509) 3 months ago

The last JP movie I saw was Fallen Kingdom and it boggles my mind these hippy tree hugger type characters were trying to save Dinosaurs and they were breeds that would eat you alive if given the chance. I actually wanted to see the Dinosaurs feast as all the characters were so unlikable.

[–] Ant1238 (844) 3 months ago

The Lost World…?