Breaking news - Mars is part of the Moon (according to T-rump)
T-rump has informed Americans that Mars is part of the Moon, according to his Tweet this afternoon.
Tweeted the self-described genius:
"For all of the money we are spending, NASA should NOT be talking about going to the Moon - We did that 50 years ago. They should be focused on the much bigger things we are doing, including Mars (of which the Moon is a part), Defense and Science!"
Of course, his T-rumpanzees will back him up on this, and call the truth (Mars is not part of the Moon) 'conspiracies' from the Left. BubbatheNut and friends will not hesitate to jump to his defense.
I can't wait until tomorrow when T-rump tells us that the Moon is really made of Swiss Cheese...and there's a man who lives inside the moon.