Movies that were so badly written, you cheered for no one. - General Discussion Discussion

THAT IS BASED MORE ON YOU BEING A RACIST THAN THE CHARACTERS THOUGH. NOEMOJI

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

Most of the cast was white, but if you were in a horror movie, I'd cheer for the killer. Then I hope they'd resurrect you in the sequel so they could kill you again.

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[–] Sparky123 (1667) 2 years ago

Uuuhhhhhhhh fighting talk.

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

Kowalski and I always take jabs at each other. The world wouldn't be right if we didn't.

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[–] Sparky123 (1667) 2 years ago

I had noticed 🥊

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[–] Kowalski (63960) 2 years ago

RIGHT...YOU HATE SEXY WHITE AMERICANS...RACIST CANADIAN BUTTHOLE!...WHAT COLOR ARE YOU GUYS UP THERE ANYWAY? NOEMOJI

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

We're the colour of maple syrup.

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[–] Wint3rFir3 (6931) 2 years ago

What if Kowalski was the killer though?

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

I'd pray that he turned on himself.

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[–] Wint3rFir3 (6931) 2 years ago

Lol but then he resurrects only to turn on himself again?

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

I'm filming it and posting it online.

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[–] Wint3rFir3 (6931) 2 years ago

I'll be your first viewer, looking forward to it!

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[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 2 years ago

Rogue One
Life (2017)
I Care A Lot (2020)
Equalizer 2 (2018)
Atomic Blonde

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[–] Carrot (1641) 2 years ago

Rogue One had K-2SO, but it's not good when your only likable protagonist is a robot.

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[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 2 years ago

Oh yeah! I liked him. Forgot.

I officially remove Rogue One from my list.

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[–] TexasJack (12515) 2 years ago

Donnie Yen's character was pretty cool.

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

Oh man, I was really disappointed with Equalizer 2. The last scene was absolutely ridiculous.

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[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 2 years ago

If Antoine Fuqua is directing it, you can be sure that the writing is also bad. Hardly a minute passes without something dumb in this one. I yearned for a surprise death of Denzel.

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

I don't think Fuqua is bad, but he's very hit-and-miss.

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[–] AnubisRaydeen (7897) 2 years ago

Fuqua has a flair for detail and isn't a bad director but I don't think his movies are very good. I'll give him the first Equalizer. It was OK.

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

I'd add Training Day.

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[–] Sarmoviefan26 (1368) 2 years ago

Marvel Eternals.
No single truly interesting character. All really bad and it’s a shame because I love superhero team movies where you go with your friends and choose your favorite.

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

Maybe they should have focused more on character development rather than it being diverse.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CpK5EdN87QE

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[–] Sarmoviefan26 (1368) 2 years ago

So so true.
It’s should have been their main focus giving su great characters.

Plus it was a bad making ikaris the bad guy at the end. The only actor who did have a little more charisma than the rest turned out to be the bad guy.

Also Kit Harrington did nothing interesting. The only good part was him becoming black knight. Which should have been a series right away in phase 4 instead of MoonKnight.

Really that story with the cursed sword looked much cooler than the thing with werewolves.

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[–] MartyDeniro (4119) 2 years ago

That movie was poorly written, but having no one to cheer for isn't the indicator.

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[–] Kowalski (63960) 2 years ago

THAT.^ NOEMOJI

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[–] MonStar (12077) 2 years ago

Kajillionaire (2020) 💀 😱

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

I don't know what that is, but I don't like the title.

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[–] MonStar (12077) 2 years ago

It's about a family of con artists (married couple and adult daughter) who involve a Latina in their schemes.

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

Let me guess...they want to be kajillionaires.

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[–] rocklyn80 (660) 2 years ago

2 come to mind

Puppet Master & Basket Case, if they all died in opening scene my opinion may have been different

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

I was really close to watching Puppet Master last week as part of my horror movie month.

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[–] Otter (24464) 2 years ago

The fucking awful "Hobbit" trilogy. I love the book, but...

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[–] sslssg (30431) 2 years ago

Agreed 100%. I love the book, and I LOVE the LOTR movies, but I hated the Hobbit movies. With a passion.

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

I was considering watching this but you guys really aren't helping the cause.

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[–] sslssg (30431) 2 years ago

If you liked the book....don't.

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[–] samoanjoes (53117) 2 years ago

Haven't read it. I've only seen The Lord of the Rings trilogy.

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[–] TexasJack (12515) 2 years ago

Not as good as LOTR, but still enjoyable.

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[–] rex (2849) 2 years ago

mid 90s

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