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Vegan says she is ‘traumatized for life’ after eating pork roll


https://nypost.com/2019/09/27/vegan-says-she-is-traumatized-for-life-after-eating-pork-roll/

“My body is poisoned for life now, you know.”

Poor baby.

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Unfortunately, this vegan was not allergic to pork.

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☝️Perfect😆

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These SJW/Woke idiots are going to usher in a new era of intolerance due to their stupidity. I guess they are good for something after all.

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They are pledging not to have children, so that's helpful.

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Very helpful. These people are idiots, we have to ensure they don't adopt either as they will spread their poisonous beliefs onto the vulnerable child.

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She's such a brave hero for carrying on with her life despite the hardships she's endured...much like The 'Nam vets who were coated in Agent Orange and the 9/11 first responders who ran into toxic clouds to help people, she will forever be in our prayers

#porkrollneverforget

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#porkrollneverforget

LOL LOL

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She’s going to fart for the first time ever you know

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I hope she doesn't blow out her nose ring!
If she survives it will mean a lifetime of therapy

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Yes ... or it’s like crack... she’s hooked for life

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Oh, no no no! Vegans fart a lot!

Cabbage, onion, broccoli, any legumes and lentils. They're better than the Nazis for producing poisonous gas!

I sometimes wonder how the partners of vegans sleep with them.

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Vegans don’t have partners

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Is she doped out in the pic or just dumb looking? Vegan and vegetarian diets are not healthy.

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Maybe it's the pork kicking in..?

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lol

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I can't figure out how she even knew. I've had one of those very same Gregg's vegan sausage rolls and they really do seem like an actual pork sausage roll. They taste the same, look the same, same texture. Or maybe I was sold a real one too, lol.

She's only been a vegan for two years. She had no problem eating meat products before then, presumably. Isn't she "poisoned for life" from what she ate prior to two years ago?

She should get over it. I no longer eat meat but if I did accidentally, as she claims this was, I would just chalk it up to just that, an accident, and move on.

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As far as I'm concerned God is okay with us eating meat and these vegetarians are hypocrites because plants are living beings too and a lot of plants were slaughtered so they could eat their vegetables. Just like how animals were slaughtered so people could eat them. I blame movies/stories like Charlett's Web and Bambi.

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If God didn't want us to eat meat He wouldn't have made it taste so delicious.

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If God didn't want us to do drugs he wouldn't have made addicting and fun to use. If God didn't want us giving blowjobs he wouldn't have made them feel so pleasurable.

Not the most convincing argument.

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I am a Christian and that's why I said that. And frankly blowjobs are gross! And anyone who does them is gross! I think you are just a hardcore athiest who can't stand anyone believing in God! If you were trying to get a rise out of me you succeded.

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I'm a Christian too and I have to disagree. Blowjobs are not gross.

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Can you at least understand why some people would find them gross?

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Of course but you can't seem to see why some don't, with your mean statement that "anyone who does them is gross." I'm pretty sure you are friends with and probably family members with people who commit blowjobs lol.

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I don't talk about sex with other people.

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Well, patently judging an entire group of people as "gross" isn't very nice.

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Okay maybe it is and I apologize. It's just gross to me for someone to suck on another person's private parts. To me it's like sucking on a piece of poop.

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Apology accepted. Different strokes (no pun intended, lol) for different folks. :)

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YOU SHOULD FIND HIGHER QUALITY DICKS TO BLOW.

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I am a straight guy actually.

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A STRAIGHT GUY WHO FINDS BLOWJOBS GROSS?...MAN,YOUR MOM SURE DID A NUMBER ON YOU ,HUH?

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By golly gee wiz, the nontheists are doin this town a darn tootin, I say!

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Not the most convincing argument.

I wasn't trying to start an argument. I was just making a joke.

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Lol.

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He was responding to me.

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That’ll do pig.

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A fun way to mess with their heads is to pretend you're a Druid that can talk to plants; and tell them that the trees don't appreciate having their children (fruit) plucked from them to be eaten, the crops in farmers' fields don't like having their brothers and sisters raised up, only to be eaten within a season, a number of plants don't like having their blood (oil) drained, and the trees outside their home have listened to their BS about how great their diet is, and they're laughing at them.

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LOL. they'd believe it, too!

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Lol, she claimed people have pork allergies and could die.... except the rare instances of meat allergies are not very serious.

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The only way she's gonna die from pork is if the pork had worms or some kind of terrible bacteria in it, which is rare in this day and age. She's making a mountain out of a molehill.

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"Ndungu had returned to the bakery and was offered a $2 refund by the manager."

LMAO

Give this manager a raise.

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That was the best part of this news item😂

'Oh, did we ruin your life with that pork thingy...here's two bucks kid, walk it off!'

Put that man in charge of the company!

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It reminds me of the movie Dirty Works, where Norm Macdonald offers some homeless guys $2 to create a distraction for him.

After they do the job, one of the guys starts talking sentimentally about how good his life used to be until he lost his job, and all of the hardships hes been experiencing. Then right in the middle of his sentence, Norm cuts him off and is like "Well here's your $2" and walks away.

I imagine the manager having the same reaction this girl's traumatic experience.

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Exactly like that

'Here's 2 bucks, piss off'

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