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Stratego has dumped me


It's true. I know it's hard to believe .
Dumping me right?

Although I will have fond memories of what was and what could have been
I now see her cozying up to other dudes. WTF is that?
It's been less than 8 hrs. Who does this?
I was nothing but honorable. (for the most part).
I never heard the It's not you It's me speech but I could feel it coming.
I lost my last chance of happiness and she's like whatever.
She's eating her herring and Pannenkoeken like nothing ever happened.

Sorry to go on but this one hurts.

"'I've had the blues the reds and the pinks, one thing for sure--Love stinks"

If you have found somebody then...

I hope he breaks your heart and I hope you cry all night
I hope you feel the way I do now..

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Don't do anything stupid,mate.

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He wont do shit to himself dummy!
AND werent you supposed to be banging hot broads at a party tonight?!?
Man...you dudes lie more than the chicks and those bitches are really untrustworthy!!!

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It's 11 am,mate...be patient...relax,have a drink with me.

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11 Am!!
You really are in Romania or somewhere!!!
I just wanna hear sexy stories later!
You gotta deliver the deets Cowboy!
;-)

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I'll get back with a sexy story...i think tomorow...maybe.

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Cool....
Youre good peeps
If you dont get laid or sucked off def get stone drunk!!!
🍻🍻🍻🍻

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Well...Lara and Alice promised me something special...it's going to be rough.

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I make no promises.
It will take years of therapy to get over this.
I just don't have that kind of time.

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Lolololol ... Sympathy poon never pays dude
Try another play...

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At this point it's all I have.

Maybe some sort of pity thing.
I'm OK with this. I have no pride.

I realize I'm a pathetic loser but it is what it is.
What exactly is this?

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Come on...you're thinking too much.Don't struggle too much,you'll gone have a headache...here...bottoms up.

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I have a strong feeling I'll have a headache when I wake up no matter what.
Bottoms up !!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, I'm talking about alcohol.

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Youre insane
Also cool as hell !
Bottoms up bud!!!!!

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Me too...what do you thought i...i'm so dazed right now...

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You're Dazed?

Wait then who is Dazed ?

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No,i'm not Dazed...I'm feeling dazed and confused...it's so confusing...

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Here,have a drink with me...i just opened another bottle.

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I'm with you bro.

I've just opened another bottle of Mongolian vodka.
That's a different thread. Sorry.

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I think...it's should be on my thread.

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I think Mongolian vodka is good for any thread.

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mooligan?

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Exactly.

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Go get another one...they are everywhere and they wanna fuck!!

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That's just it. There are no other ones.
Not like her.

It was more of a metaphysical relationship.
She got me. She really really got me.
Don't get me wrong, the other was amazing. The feathers, clogs, Snollebollekes, Gouda and Barry were
all terrific.

I don't know that the heavens will ever allow someone like her to exist in my life ever again.

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I know that and you know that.
I just hope that SHE doesn't know that.

I'm playing on emotions here.
It's all I have left.

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I sure hope you dont puke you lovely old violet:)
Maybe when a few lads are talking shit and dried up crones arent welcome you might think about staying out of it

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please translate this for Americans...thx!

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wow...no offense dude i dig ya
Theres millions of them around...
They actually get boring...you aint missing out/cheer up and have a few more drinks...thats the best thing for ya buddie
Cheers dude...youll score a new hottie any day now and shell love the D bro!!

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You're right...i learned that there are more females then males on the planet...i think 3 to 1...so don't loose fate,mate.

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i was just speaking with a heart broken fellow i recently met...felt sad for the guy but i just know hes going to get over it...now...whats wrong with you old girl??

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Good god, dewey, I'm starting to lose all respect for you. You're getting pathetic! Man up!

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He had too much booze,that's all😉

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A man who drinks too much and can't keep his shit together is no man!

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"Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me!"

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"I looked at you tonight and you weren't there."

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"Hi, sexy. You wanna dance, angel boobs?"

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"You make me puke."

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"Well, you make me sick."

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"There was a second back there, yeah, there was a second, just a second when I could have gotten through to you, when maybe we could have cut through all this, this CRAP. But it's past, and I'm not gonna try."

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"You're all flops. I am the Earth Mother, and you are all flops."

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"You can go around like a hopped-up Arab, slashing at everything in sight, scarring up half the world if you want to. But let somebody else try it? No."

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"I'm tired, I've been drinking since nine o'clock, my wife is vomiting, there's been a lot of screaming going on around here!"

I never realized how damn quotable this movie is!

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It's so horrible to watch....and so funny!

I wish I were able to see some of the big revivals done over the years. Kathleen Turner and Bill Irwin were supposed to be awesom in 2005: [url]It's so horrible to watch....and so funny!

I wish I were able to see some of the big revivals done over the years. Kathleen Turner was supposed to be awesom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmMhS1WF2w4

And this year Amanda Staunton got raves for her Martha in London: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9VRPs6_RMg
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I definitely felt conflicted as well!

"And please keep your clothes on, too. There aren't many more sickening sights in this world than you with a few drinks in you and your skirt up over your head."

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"You can sit around with the gin running out of your mouth; you can humiliate me; you can tear me to pieces all night, that's perfectly okay, that's all right..."

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I could quote this movie all night long, but I'll just leave it at this:

"I said I was impressed. I'm beside myself with jealousy. What do you want me to do, throw up?"

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And all I shall say, in conclusion, is "Walpurgisnacht".

: )
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SNAP! SNAP!

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"We had this boxing match, a couple years after we married. Well, it wasn't in a ring or anything like that. Daddy was on this physical fitness kick. He had a couple of us over one Sunday and we all went out back, and Daddy put the gloves on himself and asked George to box with him. And George didn't want to. So Daddy said, ''Come on, young man! What sort of a son-in-law are you? '' And while this was going on ... I don't know why I did it ... I got into a pair of gloves myself. And I snuck up behind George, just kidding, and yelled, ''Hey, George!" and let go with a sort of roundhouse right. Just KIDDING, you know? And George wheeled around real quick and caught it right in the jaw! He caught it right in the jaw! He was off-balance. He must have been. And then he landed...flat in a huckleberry bush!"

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POP GOES THE UMBRELLA!!!!

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You, kill me? That's a laugh.

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Well, you can light my cigarette....

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Harper's Bazaar did a funny photo in 2011 of Winona Ryder as Martha and designer Marc Jacobs as George:

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5d/c0/1b/5dc01b4c488d4c7388accf1eb9839ddd.jpg
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WOW! That is great! I never saw that.
I have to say that WAoVW is one of my many favorites. That pic is so funny!

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Yeah, it's brilliant. The play is kind of a bottomless pit!

And THIS is interesting. It's a tiny bit stagnant because there's no audience response. But still one-of-a-kind:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDetgv5nuNE&t=70s
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Damn right😉

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Getting pathetic ? Then I'm failing miserably.

I AM pathetic. Pathetic for ever thinking I could trust you, pathetic for letting you inside,
pathetic for not recognizing what you really are.

You know what toots, you don't define me.
My only mistake is that I cared too much and you tore my feelings like I had none.
I really did think you were different.

Good luck to you and your trolloping ways.

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It was my mistake to think that you were a real man. I should've known better when I found out you were into Snollebollekes. I'll just leave you with a few lines from their classic Bam Bam (Bam), which seem to fit this situation perfectly:

"Ik weet ook niet hoe het komt, maar het komt vast door uw kont.
Draai dat ding maar in het rond, ik wil vanavond bam bam bam."

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Please, you weren't complaining when I told you you to turn that damn thing around were you?
I think it was you who was yelling Bam Bam Bam if I remember correctly.

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You do not remember correctly. And you were the one turning your thing around.

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I was only doing that because you were like "turn it around, turn it around. Go Go Go."

You know Barbara Stanwyck would be ashamed of you right now.
Same on you Stratego, SHAME ON YOU !!

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I'm actually channeling Barbara at this very moment.

"I'm now the Lord of the Brighton Manor!"

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“Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.”

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"The more you kick something that's dead, the worse it smells."

Face it, dewey, this thing smells worse than a road-killed skunk.

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The end is now upon us. I hope you can still think of me in a good and loving way.

Sometimes when you're doin' simple things around the house
Maybe you'll think of me and smile
You know I'm tied to you like the buttons on your blouse
Keep me in your heart for a while

Hold me in your thoughts
Take me to your dreams
Touch me as I fall into view
When the winter comes
Keep the fires lit
And I will be right next to you

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It is a great word.
Very underused .I'm going to try to bring it back.

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Here's another: slattern.

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Snollebollekes brought it back, don't even try to take credit.

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No...i think i think was my stuff😉

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Don't be so hard on yourself, croft, none of your stuff is trolloppy. Alice and Lara on the other hand...HUGE trollops...it wouldn't surprise me if they went up to Harvey's hotel room.

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Actually,Stratego...they spent the night with me...it was rough...but so good...i think godewey can't handle them😉

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Good god, they've turned you into a trollop as well. You males are all the same!

Hey, dewey wasn't even able to handle me. Enough said.

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Don't put me in the same basket with the others,Stratego...i'm a different kind of man😉

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Great, more from the peanut gallery.

I'm pretty sure you actually brought it back.
Where do they stand on the word hussy? Are they bringing that back too?

Just so you know I've already burned all my Snollebollekes albums and downloads.
So this a moot point.

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Sacrilege!

Bet you did keep the suit. You need something to impress the ladies with.

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What can I say, I'll never be able to listen to them again.

I did keep the suit. I'm not a complete idiot.
I do wonder what will happen with the next one who's attracted to that suit.
I did take the liberty of keeping the feathers. I am sorry about that.

I also threw away the clogs. I spent 3 hours pulling splinters out of my feet.
It would have been nice for you to warn me about that.

To think I was worried about abandoning you.
It is what it is. No hard feelings.

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What kind of idiot doesn't wear socks with clogs? More proof that we Dutchies are much smarter than you Muricans.

No hard feelings??? Then what was that thing in your pocket?

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This idiot.

You would know baby, You would most definitely know.

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Don't call me baby, you male chauvinist pig! Why did I ever think you were any different? Even your username is pathetic. Is that what you tell yourself every night when you're lying all alone in bed?

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My name is pathetic? Really Stratego.
Why don't you go play yourself. Careful of the bombs.
They might explode in your face.

Don't hate the player boo, hate the game.

Good luck opening your pickle jars. No wonder you drink.
If I had to hang out with you for 24hrs a day I would drink too.

You might party like a woman but you love like a little girl.

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I've got Barry to open all the jars of pickles I want! He's a real man!

Just keep the insults coming. I know that in the meantime you write "I love Stratego" over and over again in your diary.

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You've also ruined Manilow for me. Thanks. Have you no decency?

Don't concern yourself with my diary and what I may or may not write in it.

Whether it's true or not doesn't matter.
You know nothing about love so please don't speak the word.
It's disgusting even thinking of you typing it.
You'd make cupid put an arrow through his head.

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Says the guy who can't even open a jar of pickles for the woman he claims to love.

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Well I did. I'm the idiot who fell for your wily ways.

Your songs are getting old.
From what I remember that's not the only thing getting old.

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No, that other thing you hide in your Snollebollekes suit.

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You were warned I was no Neeson.
I was completely honest with you.

You said you loved me.
You were not honest.

End of story.

BTW you sure weren't complaining during lunch.

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I never said I loved you. As if I could ever love a snollebolleke like you. I made very clear from the beginning that this was simply a partnership to take over the world and nothing more! See, this is the reason you'll never find that special lady, you move way too fast.

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[–] Stratego (1313) 3 days ago
I love you.

[–] godewey (5290) 3 days ago
Ditto x infinity

You told me you loved me, So I don't understand
Why promises are snapped in two and words are made to bend

Lies, dripping off your mouth like dirt
Lies, lies in every step you walk
Lies, whispered sweetly in my ear
Lies, how do I get out of here?
Why, why you have to be so cruel?

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You fool. Obvious sarcasm flies right over your head, huh? I was mocking you, like everybody does around here.

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That's a fair statement. An extremely fair statement.
You have no idea how fair that is.

Many a truth is said in jest.
You don't need to admit it. I wouldn't do that to you.
I understand. ;)

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You took the bait so easily, we all had a really good laugh about it behind your back!

There's an old saying in Tennessee...I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee...that says, fool me once, shame on...shame on you. Fool me...you can't get fooled again.

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I'm glad you feel superior.
I'm also glad you picked another highlight of
our country. Far too many choices.

I'll leave you with these.

What's good for the goose the gander can have
a pretty good time with too.

Alles komt op zijn tijd.
I'll wait.

Eind goed, al goed.
Have a great life.
You deserve happiness.


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Everybody deserves happiness, but as we Dutchies say:

"Al draagt een aap een gouden ring, het is en blijft een lelijk ding"

And more importantly:

"Ben je hoer of ben je dief, heb je geld, ik heb je lief"

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Please don't start on monkeys.
I couldn't take it today. Poor Marcel.

Shyte !
I knew I should have shown you my
bank account.
To think I was going to buy the whole
family slippers.
Oh well, spiders aren't as bad as their rep.

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"Don't look back, you're not going that way!"

Besides, my mother forces us to wear steel toe boots at all times because of her traumatic experience decades ago.

I was actually referring to your next gal, be she whore, thief or monkey. Buy her some slippers instead of a gold ring.

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Tis true.
She knows it's too late as we're walking on by, Her soul slides away
But don't look back in anger I heard you say.

Wise woman. She'd have to be to
raise a majestic creature as yourself.

My next woman may very well
be one of these three.
The first being the logical choice.

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Stratego is the second MC lady to dump you if my memory serves me correctly.

Sorry to break it to you, but it definitely _is_ you amigo.

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WTH? He told me I was his first! What the hell is going on here, dewey?!

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It was a brief, but passionate affair. A love-hate thing really. He was very distraught, at least he said he was.

What men don't realise is that the first (and only) rule of Girl Club is "You _do_ talk about Girl Club. And also about everything."

You're going the get found out sooner or later boys!

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We were going to take over the world together. I even sent him my blueprints. If only I knew, I feel so betrayed.

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Girls power...i like it!...my team is ready.

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First one that day maybe.
Deal with it.

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"Even in my heart I see
You're not bein' true to me
Deep within my soul I feel
Nothing's like it used to be

Sometimes I wish I could turn back time
Impossible as it may seem
But I wish I could so bad, baby
Quit playin' games with my heart"

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😭 😭 😭

I know your image of me is what I hope to be
I treated you unkindly, but darling can't you see
There's no one more important to me
Darling can't you please see through me

I love you in a place where there's no space and time
I love you for my life, you are a friend of mine
And when my life is over
Remember when we were together
We were alone and I was singing this song to you

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Why'd you tell me this
While you look for my reaction
What do you need to know
Don't you know I'll always be the one
You don't have to prove to me you're beautiful to strangers
I've got lovin' eyes of my own

You belong to me
In this life
Anyone could tell
Any fool can see who you need
I know you all too well
You don't have to prove to me you're beautiful to strangers
I've got lovin' eyes and I can tell

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You never sang that song to me when we were together and alone. Liar.

"Now you say you love me
Well, just to prove you do
Come on and cry me a river, cry me a river
I cried a river over you"

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You never gave me the chance.
All I ever heard was blah blah blah.
You know, like Charlie Brown's teacher.

These memories are killing me inside.

When I saw you in that bar you looked like 1965
Your sailor tattoos and your drawn out eyes
Every now then you still cross my mind
And by every now and then I mean most of the time
By every now and then I mean all of the time

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Dewey, you really need to move on. Maybe listen to some F.cuz.

"GET GET GETTING JIGGY mam mam ma
TTI ya a ki a aki no DDO ya ok mam mam ma
TTI ya a ki a aki no DDO ya"

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It's true. I do need to move on.
It's so very hard.
My fear is if I do listen to this it would be the end of me. Literally.

I see you laughing and turning and holding your tonic like a crux
And all of these memories come rushing like feral waves in my mind
I feel hopeless, and homeless and lost in the haze of the wine.

Thanks for being the best ever.

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"I'm simply the best, better than all the rest
Better than anyone, anyone you ever met"

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^THIS^

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Actually third but that's beside the point.

Nobody asked you BTW.

I know it's me. I apparently care way too much.

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I don't need to be asked to speak my mind! What is this? The 1980's? This Shogun character is a bad influence on you.

This is an intervention. Your addiction has affected us in the following ways: You are annoying.

The jig is up, the news is out
They've finally found you
The renegade who had it made
Retrieved for a Bounty*

*I love coconut

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If it was the 80's we'd all be a lot happier.

I'm annoying. BRAVA Mina. Aren't you the intelligent one. It's only taken you 13 years to
figure that out. Everybody else realizes this immediately.
Your scintillating powers of perception are truly mind boggling. How do you do it ?

Well finally. You love something. I love too much you not enough.
What does it all mean?

When am I gonna take control get a hold of my emotions?
Why does it only seem to hit me in the middle of the night?

Explain that one big shot.

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Doing lots of coke does not equate happiness.

It's a trade secret how I'm so perceptive. I'll tell you this though, knowing something and sharing something are two very different things. Now was the right time for me to tell you how truly annoying you are. Deal with it!

The rest is gibberish, so I can't comment on that.

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Don't knock it till you try it sweetheart.
Quit being such a judgmental prat .

Oh yeah, I forgot. OF COURSE you knew it.
You're one of those people who hear an answer and then say " I was going to say that."

Enjoy your little grandiloquent world you live in because nobody else is enjoying it.







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The truth hurts I see. You can bark all day little doggie, but it won't make a lick of difference. I'm still right, and you're still annoying.

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Of course. Mina is a right fighter. Does it make you feel superior ?

I've become so disenchanted with you and all your drivel you that
drools out of your mouth.
Come up with a new game mamasita. This one is boring me.

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If this is boring you why are you still replying to me? Are you taking pages from Arvin's playbook now?

For shame, sir! For shame!

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WOW. You spoke the name of the one name that shouldn't be spoken.

And I'm the heathen?
I hope you and your coconut are very happy together.

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I _do_ have got a lovely bunch of coconuts! I am indeed very happy with them.

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I know you do because that's what EVERYBODY says.

Google Bulgarian coconuts and see what happens.

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I will not be coconut-shamed by anyone. Especially not by a known wanton such as yourself!

Also, I've done enough Googling for one day, thankyouverymuch.

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Wanton yes, but in such a good way.

From what I hear you have absolutely nothing to be ashamed of.
The word legendary keeps popping up. Good for you.
I always told you to leave your mark.

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Barclays!?...who's...oooh,Barclays...yes...who knows...

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I know many birds,but...Barclays...sounds familiar...

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I've seen some of her posts before she "dissapeared"...so to speak...but she didn't offend anyone...in my opinion.Also she had a deleted thread a while ago...it seems that the "naps situation" has to do with this...no offense.

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The last time i talked with him...he contacted me by private message...he told me that he's very reluctant to post here anymore...but,who knows,maybe he'll change his mind.

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Because i was in the middle of that situation and didn't want the others to think that i deffend any of these two members.

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It's a shame,though...

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Seems he was pm'ing lots of people just before he left. I got one warning about a troll. I get the feeling he left after Cat said he created drama for going after Barclays (whose last post was 3 days ago). Not trying to blame anyone, just saying.

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Dewey broke her heart and now she don't come around here no more?

I'm sure it must be very painful for her to see him wooing other ladies all over the place. The man has no tact.

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"so-called charms"

I like that. It's true.

You talk and talk, but he never listens, does he? What a shame.

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Please.
One look of Platinum Steel and you'd be at my feet.
You have no idea.

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They keep on knockin.
What do you want? For me not to answer the door.
I couldn't do that to the world.

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Oh no, how could this be? Is it a lack of alcohol involved? I feel your pain, crying all night over it.

Stratego, how could you? Or is this a tragic miscommunication? Don't break God Ewey's heart!

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It may very well involve lack of alcohol.

Too late it's already broken. Shattered actually.

Thank you for your continued support.

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I've got a fifth of good scotch whiskey on its way to Strageto, as we speak. I can only hope it'll make things right.

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Cat, you and I will always be good, especially if you're sending me a fifth of good scotch whiskey (I was planning to make some Scotchka anyway). As for dewey, I'm afraid that relationship can never be mended. He's making things worse by trashtalking me around here. I'm beginning to think he's actually Debbie.

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Say it ain't so. God Ewey can't be the evil Debbie. You two can't be through. It's just not right. Here's hoping the fifth of scotch will make things right again. Hey, it can't hurt!

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Some would say truth talking.
I'm now thinking that you're Dexxie. Strange that she hasn't shown up.

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I'm not Dexxie, I'm Barbara!

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Stratego, I've never been sure how to think of your username. Do you prefer Strat-EJ-o or STRAT-ago? I read your posts and I think, "Oh, look, it's from . . . ummm . . . errr . . . dur-hey . . . "

Dewey, if she blows me off, will you spill the beans?

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What the fudge is a "durhey"???

Read it as Strat-EGO. Emphasis on the EGO, since it's my middle name.

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Thank you. Nice middle name. Dur-hey was concocted by an ex-girlfriend and I, thought I have subsequently, albeit rarely, heard it used by others. It is the mantra that echoes in the minds of stupid people.

So I shall always perceive you as Strat-EGO. So be it. Thank you.

And, it probably goes without saying, I am arcane. The initials of my name are R and K, so R_Kane is an adjective referring to my name, as in "of, or referring to, someone with the initials RK;" but also pertaining to my interest in life, the meaning of the occult in our lives.

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You don't have to explain to me what your name stands for, it's obvious to highly intelligent people like me.

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I always say it like the old board game commercials.
strat tee GOH-OH

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From what I saw a fifth isn't going to cut it.
Better plan on a few barrels.

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A few barrels are on their way to both of you. How's that for being even-handed?

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Thanks for your fairness.
Based on how many times I saw her bend her elbow you really should send her an extra barrel.
You can give her one of mine. That seems fair.

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Here's my homemade cure: Vodka + lots of weed + a few cigarettes + porn.

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I don't smoke cigarettes so I'll replace them with vodka.
I'm touring the world of vodka. Currently stopped in Mongolia.

I appreciate the thoughts.

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I don't even know what to say.
I haven't been reading here enough to even know there were "board hookups" happening.
Did you know eachother in real meatspace life, or was this just a board romance of words?
Was it real, or was it a showmance for the rest of the board?
I feel like this has to be some kind of a joke because it's kind of 7th grade emo, and I've never seen that side of godeway before, he always seemed like a sophisticated person.
A board romance with someone you never met is "last chance at happiness"? That is a bit OTT my friend.

Ok I read further and it is obviously a group joke and everyone is playing along.
Cute, I guess.

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Who's to say what's real or not when it comes to love.
I know I certainly can't. Especially now. It doesn't seem real.
Almost like it didn't really happen at all.

I was going for 8th grad emo and obviously fell short. For that I apologize.

Please don't judge me too harshly PK. Very often the best side of people can be
lost when it comes to matters of the heart.

I do appreciate your kind words.

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How long did this 'relationship' last?
I realize I have been away for a while but I have missed a lot of the backstory of this soap opera.
If this is all a joke, I do give you points for commitment to the storyline. I just hope the backstage lulz are worth it.

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It started with lunch then just escalated.

The best most glorious lunch of my existence. She declared her love and devotion to me.
The next day it was over.
I now realize she wanted to hurt me before I hurt her. Even though I never would have done that.
But I understand.

She'll be fine. From what I've seen I just happened to be the name that came up on her list.
We live. We learn. Doesn't make it less painful.

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You had lunch in person? or you had lunch in your house and she was in her house and you were texting to eachother while eating your lunchables?

This pickle jar thing sounds an awful lot like the new Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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I don't know what she was eating but it wouldn't surprise me.
Her sucking on her Capri Sun.
I could see why you would think that. Sometimes she is a bit juvenile in her behavior.
I like an adult was eating a TV dinner. Chicken fingers and tater tots. So good !

It wouldn't surprise me a bit if these new shows are taking things from our real life.
TMZ has been all up in my business.
Calls from the E-Channel, Maury, Lifetime even Oprah.
Wondering who will play us in the movie.

At this point I really just want some peace in closure. She deserves this too.
You are a good person for caring.

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Deep fried heaven. That's what a tater tot is.

People care Dazed.
Who am I to tell somebody with a good heart not to care.
We could all learn something from PK.

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I'm sure that, unlike dewey, you do know how to open a jar of pickles. Want to have lunch this Friday?

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I may not be the best pickle jar opener but yeah, I can open a jar of pickles.

Floozy.

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You never opened one for me, jerk-off.

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Didn't get the chance did I ?

By the time I got there all your pickle jars were already opened.
That should have been my first clue.

No wonder they call you McDonald's.

Bimbo

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I was worried. Anything major ?

I've got a lot lined up.
When you start thinking about it there are a lot of these words.
Some better than trollop.

I understand and appreciate your fairness.
I know it's hard for you having to deal with that strumpet.

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You know, sooner or later you're going to run out of insults and all you'll be left with is the salty taste of your own tears.

You big palooka.

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I'd rather have the taste of salt compared to the acid you left me with.

Tramp

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Look, if I'd want this kind of abuse I'd go back to Dexxie on IMDb2. You took a gamble and you lost. Let it go, Elsa!

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First Dexxie now me. Hmmmmm?

Seems like there's only one thing in common with this scenario.
I wonder what that is?
Look in the mirror sweetie. That'll be the answer to the cause of all your problems.

You're right I did lose my heart and my dignity.

I bet you that you people in Dutchland have more of these words than anybody
else in the world. It would totally make sense from what I've seen.


Minx

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I know, the problem is that I'm too beautiful, outside and inside. Inbreds like you and Dexxie simply can't handle that.

You mean words like Snollebolleke? We've got dictionaries full of them! Slettenbak.

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You're half right about being too beautiful.
I'll leave it up to you to figure out which half is which.

BTW - That's a great word.
I know this won't end well for me but here goes.

vuil matennaaier

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Great word as well, except that you were never my "maat" and I'm 100% sure there was never any "naaien" going on. Which makes you a "randdebiel'.

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Alright I'll work on this. One more time.

Kan me geen reet schelen goedkope teringslet.
Any better ?

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Is that what your father said to your mother? Bruinwerker.

Okay, this has got to stahp! We're ruining the friendly atmos on this board for everybody else. It feels like Ross and Rachel all over again. Do we really want our Joeys, Monicas, Chandlers and Phoebes to take a side? Let's remain civil with each other, it's possible, I have done it before.

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It very well may be what he said. I don't know.
I don't speak that language.
I also warned you that it wouldn't end well.

I agree. We need to think of the kids.
They are our future after all.
We need to teach them well and let them lead.... Ah never mind.
You get the point.

I can remain civil.
I'm sure you do have tons of experience with this.
That doesn't surprise me at all.

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I'm glad you finally decided to be mature about this. Let's drink some Mongolian vodka to celebrate.

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I've actually left Mongolia and have moved on to Norway.
I'm sure this doesn't surprise you.
I needed something.

Christiania, which I've never had. A bit pricey but
you only live once. Not bad at all.

My first sip reminded me of ...sorry a flashback of happiness.
.
To you.
Proost

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Whatever, it all tastes like water to me anyway.

Op onze gezondheid!

Which is more important than anything else.

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Yes I noticed, but I digress.

Thank you for that.
This is good. It feels right somehow.

If I ever do slip please forgive.
You once said I couldn't hold my liquor.
This is not entirely true. I can hold it just fine.
I just can't stop holding it. That's the issue.
I know you totally understand this.

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I understand more than you could possibly understand. But that's understandable.

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I'm not quite sure if I understand how understandable
it actually is. I do understand your need for it to
be understandable but I really don't understand it.
Which is very understandable.
I hope you understand this. It's understandable if you don't.

One of these days and it won't be long
Call my name and I'll be gone
Fare thee well, my Dutch princess, fare thee well



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I feel like I am being called up to the stage for audience participation in some undergrad performance art piece.
Are you about to strip and smear yourself in mustard while reading bad poetry?
oh you crazy kids.

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No, we're about to strip YOU and smear you in mustard while reading bad poetry.

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Count me on it...😂😂😂

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Well, I didn't know you liked mustard, croft! You want a little ketchup with that as well?

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No,it will ruin it...but i like the mustard to be...spicey😉

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Pardon me, do you have any grey poop on?

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No...why?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwOCOm9Z0YE

the correct answer is "but of course!"

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I still don't know what you're talking about...

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because you didn't watch the video

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This has GOT to be one of the longest and weirdest posts ever.



😎

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It's not clickable.

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For god sake...so selfish..

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Oh,come on...it's not a party until something gets broken😉

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Good LORD! I haven't seen that commercial in so long!
We always use to quote that!

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But of course!

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Copy
Paste

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Paul Eddington and Ian Richardson in one commercial? That has to be some awesome mustard. Is that shit still available?

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And I just saw him on a rerun of the show only three hours ago. It could almost have been some kind of omen if the guy hadn't been dead for over 20 years!

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Yeah, I also read that quote when I looked him up a couple of months ago when they started with the reruns.

The Good Life and Yes, Minister were both shows my parents used to watch sometimes when I was a child. It's funny seeing those episodes of Yes, Minister today with all those references to the European Union. Still seems relevant!

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good stuff

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Let's just say stuff.

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croft gave you a lot of advice

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It's not a party until something gets broken!

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