The definitive list of what posters need to do for MC to succeed! [Thread Opened]
I Don't Know But I've Been Told
MovieChat Is Due For A-Remold
Left! Left! Left-right-left!
I have made a decision on what needs to change on MovieChat.
1. Stop using General Discussion. Everyone will head to boards like “Country” or “Blu-ray Hi-Def Equipment”.
2. No one leave General Discussion. This is the only board with any activity.
3. Stop posting about film. We will all be posting suggestions on how to improve MovieChat. This is the only way to enact active change!
4. Everyone is required to post at least one thread per week on how MovieChat is going downhill.
5. Stop posting Off Topics. This is very important, because I calculated that if I eat at “Happy” everyday, what is life even about.
6. Stop having fun. The Moderators will step in at the first sign of posters enjoying themselves. This site is about serious discussion on how to improve this site.
7. No more Search bar. Users will follow a chain of seemingly unrelated links in order to work for getting whatever they’re looking for.
8. All discussions are hereby proclaimed fights.
9. All fights will go in circles ad infinitum.
10. Everyone will get a free coupon for their favourite fast food joint/smoothie place/crack den for their birthday.
This is my list. There are many like it but this one is mine. My list is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my list is useless. Without my list I am useless. I must compile my list true. I must write straighter than my enemy, who is trying to [thread closed]. I must derail him before he derails me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my list and myself are defenders of MovieChat, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.