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Jessica Alba as a skilled Special Forces Commando?


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Yeah, that trailer is ridiculous. She's an 80 lb middle aged woman, not genetically enhanced Dark Angel anymore.

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just saw it
looks really fucking cool
cry more 😂
the netflix subscription has been paying for itself in spades
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Laughing not crying. Enjoy your gay movie

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fuck off, you don't pay for it.....
either your mom does or you share passwords with some other nerd/malelover.

that is how you limp wristed libcucks operate 😂

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My exact reaction also. Although I think she might pull off playing the character because she is a good actress.

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She's a good actress? You're serious?
Bwahahahhahahahahahahha.

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I've owned goldfish with more emotional range.

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This really feels like the peak of the whole "tiny woman easily beats up trained men twice her size" cliche. Calling it "Trigger Warning" is just the icing on the cake.

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'Trigger Warning'? FFS 😂

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Agreed.

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holy fuck .. LOL

there are no women Special Forces Commandos, and even if there were, no one have ever seen combat

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And the only thing she did to prep for this film is put on make up - no muscles visible - at all. They could have at least tried to draw some muscles, like they did in 300.

Anyways - of all disney's writers, 35 percent are gay - what are the odds netflix has the same ratio? As such, the journey of the 'brave and empowering' carries on.

By the way, the film title suggests that they are now openly mocking reason/logic/people - lol

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It wouldn't have mattered, it is not realistic either way for a stick thin woman.

Female soldiers, at least Special Forces material, I think were more accurately portrayed in the first iron man movie, they are usually thick girls look more like men.

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She played an action hero in Dark Angel, which was a successful show

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