Is Kowalski the worst user on this site? - Yeah, Kowalski! Discussion

YOU ARE THE WORST THING EVER SQUIRTED FROM A BALLBAG... IT IS NO WONDER YOU ARE SO JEALOUS OF MY AWESOMENESS.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

You're not even from this planet. You're the worst thing that has ever lived anywhere.

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I had a ballbag back in the day, but couldn’t bowl worth a damn so I gave it up. Maybe it was because I had a red Solo cup in the other hand. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I do recall the time I failed to let loose of the ball & went half way down the lane with it. Damn that hurt! 🥴

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[–] TrentnQuarantino (8598) 3 months ago

You're not helping your cause K.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

THE joke AND I HAVE A MICHAEL/TOBY THING GOING ON.

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[–] seagal72 (1833) 3 months ago

If anyone else said that to you, you'd fire back with your customary "Charming" retort.

That's how how ill-thought out ever subsequent post (all 50k of them) are?
No consistency (which gives away your 'troll' credentials)

Oh yeah...and you're a faggot too

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

THAT WAS SUPER RUDE,MY BROTHER....PERHAPS TRY REMOVING THE PLUNDER HANDLE FROM YOUR ANUS BEFORE RESPONDING AGAIN?🤔

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[–] Stratego (29294) 3 months ago

Yeah, Kowalski.

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[–] BKB (6301) 3 months ago

Be honest: Do you really not like Kowalski?? Just look at him?? What's not to like??

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

How can anyone like that thing?

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[–] BKB (6301) 3 months ago

But.. But.. But he gave his daughter a bunch of $$$$ for her Birthday to purchase whatever she wanted.. Isn't that a man with a heart of Gold?? Doesn't that send a tear down your cheek??

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

No. I feel bad for the daughter that people have to know Kowalski is her dad.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

Do I put you down for Kowalski being a shithead?

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[–] BKB (6301) 3 months ago

This has all the makings of a New Sitcom.. Now for the Cast?? Who plays the part of Kowalski?? And who will play you Samoanjoes??

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

MY DAUGHTER AND I ARE FRIENDS...I AM A SOLID FATHER...YOUR SARCASM IS NOT NEEDED.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

I don't think he was being sarcastic.

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

His daughter is 100% made up along with his wife. Fictional characters. He went out and bought a bunch of stupid shit for himself and then made up a birthday story to tell the anonymous users on a movie discussion site. A little sad when you think about it.

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[–] BKB (6301) 3 months ago

[–] Lord Rake (3451) 6 hours ago
His daughter is 100% made up along with his wife. Fictional characters. He went out and bought a bunch of stupid shit for himself and then made up a birthday story to tell the anonymous users on a movie discussion site. A little sad when you think about it.

For real??

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

What do you think is more likely?
He has a wife and daughter and a JOB to support them but still manages to comment on a movie discussion board all day/night.
Or
He's a bum who made up the wife/kid angle.

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[–] BKB (6301) 3 months ago

You make a very convincing argument.. I always thought that picture he posted was his dog and little sister with him who looks no older than probably 20 years old at best??

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

That's an awfully old dog.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

LIBBY IS DEAD...HAS BEEN FOR YEARS...ALI IS 16 NOW...MULTIPLE PEOPLE HERE HAVE SPOKEN TO HER BY THE WAY.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (9771) 3 months ago

Well now that they mention it, that could be you...

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

THE FAKE DAUGHTER THING IS SILLY...OUR PODCAST CHAMP,ANOTHERDAY EVEN SPOKE TO US ON THE PHONE.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (9771) 3 months ago

I know. I believe you. Just wanted to join in on the bashing for a minute.

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

MAKES MY DICK HARD THINKING OF ALL THESE BUTTHOLES LOOKING FOR SHIT TO SAY ABOUT ME....I AM A CELEBRITY!😎

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[–] Bloodshot77 (9771) 3 months ago

They don't realize they are feeding your ego. Like an ego vampire you grow stronger.

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

💯

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

MY JOB IS THIS PROPERTY...AND MY DAUGHTER.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

DUDE...ASK ANYONE FROM MOVIE CLUB...THEY HAVE ALL SPOKEN TO HER...HEARD HER VOICE...ETC...ANOTHERDAY CALLED US AND WE CHATTED ON THE PHONE EVEN.

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

Sounds suspicious to me.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

OK...ENJOY YOUR SUSPICIONS...THEY JUST HAPPEN TO BE UNFOUNDED...I HAVE POSTED DOZENS OF PICTURES OF MYSELF AND MY DAUGHTER...MOVIE CLUB HAS POSTED DOZENS OF AUDIO CLIPS SHE HAS RECORDED...AND WE SPOKE TP ANOTHERDAY ON THE PHONE...SO...YOUR SUSPICIONS SEEM SUSPICIOUS TO ME.🫤

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

Why are they posting audio clips of your pretend daughter?

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

I'M NOT...I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW HOW.😘

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

But why do they have them?

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

SYOU WOULD HAVE TO ASK MY SON-IN-LAW...STONEKEEPER.

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

More imaginary characters, oh boy.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

SURE.🙂

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[–] AndyKing1967 (34147) 3 months ago

Stonekeeper has his own TikTok account were he shares his raps.

Now if your saying that both he and Kowalski's daughter are made up, then that's an awful lot of work; creating several personas, creating TikTok videos, producing family photos and creating audio files....and to what end? There's nothing to gain here.

Trust me, they all exist.

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

Pretend for a moment you have no job and nothing but time on your hands. Everyone else is at work and what is there to do?

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[–] AndyKing1967 (34147) 3 months ago

I know, but that’s a huge undertaking for no obvious benefit.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (9771) 3 months ago

Is there an interview in the works?

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

WE DID IT A COUPLE WEEKS AGO...BUT THERE WERE A MILION TECHNICAL ISSUES AND HE WAS UNABLE TO RETRIEVE THE AUDIO...WE PLAN TO DO A TAKE TWO...BUT HE HAS BEEN UNDER THE WEATHER RECENTLY.

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[–] Bloodshot77 (9771) 3 months ago

Can't wait. Ai err I mean Ali better be involved.

Signed, million man

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

SHE GOT SHY LAST TIME...SPOKE ABOUT FOUR WORDS AND SOME GRUNTS.🤣

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[–] BrandNewPoster (6691) 3 months ago

This is ridiculous. His daughter is obviously real (and super cool).

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[–] Lord Rake (3839) 3 months ago

Nah, she is make believe. You have been duped like that detective in Usual Suspects except in your case Keyser Soze was wearing a name tag the entire time that says "I am Keyser Soze"

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[–] Stratego (29294) 3 months ago

💯

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[–] fc31 (4641) 3 months ago

Think about it, the way Kowalski talks, does that sound like a grown man with a daughter?

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

NOPE...BUT IT'S TRUE...MULTIPLE FRIENDS HERE HAVE HEARD HER SPEAK ON SOUND CLIPS...SEEN VIIDEOS SHE HAS MADE...A FEW PEOPLE HAVE EVEN SPOKEN TO US ON THE PHONE...NOT TO MENTION ALL THE PICTURES I HAVE POSTED HERE OVER THE YEARS.😘

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[–] Melton (2363) 3 months ago

Of course not. No grown man supporting a family would have the time nor inclination to spend 24/7 on here posting inane shite.

Kowalski is clearly a narcissitic predatory homosexual who spends his life flirting with men, derailing threads and incessantly talking about himself on an internet forum.

The only question is why the mods continue allow him to defecate all over this site.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (6691) 3 months ago

No, Kowalski is one of the top 5 best posters here. He is much better than that guy who does bad puns and mocks people.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

Top 5? What are you smoking?

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[–] BrandNewPoster (6691) 3 months ago

I'm smoking all the drugs that Kowalski sold me, but he is top 5 for sure.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

The drugs are making you say that.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (6691) 3 months ago

No, I would say that even if I wasn't on drugs.

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[–] FilmBuff (6705) 3 months ago

Which one is he? My least favorite are the ones who insist on arguing with everyone, and/or the one who bring politics into everything. Most of them end up on my ignore list, and I see Kowalski on that list, so something he was posting bored me.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

YOU SOUND LIKE A MAN SIZED BRUISE....HOW ARE YOU SO SENSITIVE?

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

You're the one who gets offended at everything.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

LMAO...WHAT THE FUCK?...WOW...YOU REALLY ARE SLOW....HI,I AM KOWALSKI...NICE TO MEET YOU...I DON'T GET OFFENDED.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

Trans women are not real women.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

OK

IF I HAVE AN OPINION...I TYPE...IF I DON'T.... I DONT...YOU GUYS SHOULD BE READING MY COMMENTS IN THE VOICE OF A LOBOTOMIED NUTCASE....FLAT AND EMOTIONLESS...THAT S HOW THEY SOUND IN MY HEAD WHEN I TYPE THEM.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

California sucks.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

NOPE...BUT IT IS GETTING PRICEY.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

Vanishing Point is a shit movie.

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

YOU ARE A SILLY...TINY...LITTLE...THING.😘

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[–] LanceDance (1088) 3 months ago

He’s the guy who types in all-caps. Why he made that his schtick, I don’t know.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

Do I put you down for "yes"?

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[–] LanceDance (1088) 3 months ago

Eh, he can be annoying and immature, but there are worse users on this site that make him look tame.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

I'll re-word my tally and put you down for a "yes".

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[–] Kowalski (59398) 3 months ago

I AM ACTUALLY QUITE FRIENDLY...EVEN WHEN DISAGREEING...I AM ALWAYS HAVING A GOOD TIME.

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[–] Stratego (29294) 3 months ago

He IS those other users.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

"He" should be in quotations.

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[–] Stratego (29294) 3 months ago

That's true.

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[–] FilmBuff (6705) 3 months ago

I have to say no, he isn't the worst.

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[–] FilmBuff (6705) 3 months ago

Ohh okay I remember him. He seems like a nice enough person, but a little bit overly sensitive and prone to engaging in insult threads rather than discussing movies.

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[–] Someguy1 (65) 3 months ago

Heck no! Kowalski is awesome!

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

What about Allaby?

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[–] Someguy1 (65) 3 months ago

Allaby is the worst! He is my worst enemy!

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

Kowalski is the World's worst enemy.

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[–] Someguy1 (65) 3 months ago

No, Kowalski is the hero we all need.

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[–] BrandNewPoster (6691) 3 months ago

Don't make me come over there!

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[–] Someguy1 (65) 3 months ago

Come on over any time, big boy.

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[–] parkerbot (5592) 3 months ago

Heavens no - lots more ahead of him for that title.

We got some of the mentally ill, who to be fair, can't help themselves.

Next we got some straight up racist pieces of poop.

Then we got some people who are down with children being murdered.

He's probably on par with people who tell horrible dad jokes and puns.

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[–] samoanjoes (51307) 3 months ago

Should I put you down for "yes' with Kowalski being annoying?

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[–] parkerbot (5592) 3 months ago

Nah.

He's got character. Locked in his cellar. Wrapped in saran wrap.

But he still has it.