Big, Giant...


...WATERMELON HEAD. seriously, that's what I think of when I look at her. Look at the video link I posted below and tell me if that's not the first thing that you think of upon looking at her. Brie big, Giant, watermelon head, Larson!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFqAx-Tvo90

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Brie Larson actually looks pretty hot there.

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I would never say that she isn't attractive. I would however say that she does have a big giant watermelon head. It goes along with her two giant talents that are on clear display in the video.

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I do agree Brie Larson does have a big forehead. Still think she’s pretty

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Bah, rubbish. She is absolutely beautiful and her head is fine.

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She is beautiful, but that doesn't change the fact that she had a Big Giant Watermelon Head.

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Lol simp

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Except it's filled with leftist, man hating, SJW toxins.

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My focus never got above the neck TBH

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LOL I was going to say something like that too..

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Hello fellow men of culture and refinement :)

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Judging from similar threads about well known women on other boards (esp. on the old imdb). You are either a jealous female or a gay man.

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Neither, so your assumptions suck donkey nuts.

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That makes your problem with her even more mysterious. Exactly what is wrong with you?

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She's an overbearing egomaniac with a large watermelon head. There's nothing wrong with me, but since you're defending the man-hating, egomaniac, watermelon head, the real question is what's wrong with you?

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You are much more interested in celebrities and who they are than I am. I frankly don't care.

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Actually, I could give a rats ass as about her, and her opinions, and I have never even seen any of her movies. However, I was misfortune enough to see a two minute interview with her once, and she was one of the most obnoxious, overbearing, ego-maniacal, man hating evil bitches I have ever been witness to. As pretty as she is on the outside (Big Giant Watermelon Head aside) she is equally rotten on the inside. And if you don't care about my opinion of her, then why did you start replying to my initial comments about her with snide comments towards me. I'm sorry, but it definitely seems as if you are WAY more interested in Big Giant Watermelon head than I am.

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I was unaware of the aspects of her personality you describe. But I'm not one bit surprised. Hollywood is full of uninformed and misinformed assholes.

Good people in Hollywood are rare.

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Yeah, they suck- it's sad. She is beautiful though... even if she has a Big Giant Watermelon Head.

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Big, watermelon...head is not the body part I would think of watching this video.


Why does everyone have to cut people down, anyway?

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Girls with huge heads always grow into them eventually. She's gonna be a big girl.

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She's like 30+ years old. She's done growing. So, she's stuck with her Big Giant Watermelon Head.

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I meant sideways. Moomoo style. Soon as she hits menopause.

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Well, luckily for her when that happens she can simply transition into exotic thrillers. Despite her Big Giant Watermelon Head she has two other big giant melons that many people would clamor to see.

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Big, Giant, Huge, Large, Colossal...

https://c.tenor.com/RWw3gewMiDkAAAAC/brie-larson-waiting.gif

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😍

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Those melons look great, but she still has a big, giant, watermelon head.

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Watermelon head!

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I mean, watermelons definitely come to mind there, maybe even head as well, but not in the way you describe...

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As a fellow man of culture and refinement I fully understand what you're getting at. I still think that she has a Big Giant Watermelon Head though... but she's got a couple of fabulous melons to go along with her Big Giant watermelon Head too.

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Big fat watermelon head.

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