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His cause of death.

posted 8 months ago by samoanjoes (53039)
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Doctors said his cause of death was drowning because he wasn't a good Schwimmer.

I will now proceed to the depths of hell for cracking a joke like this.

[–] Heisenberg (6466) 8 months ago

Such comedic genius deserves to be followed by this:
Bada Bing!

[–] bozo_500 (12541) 8 months ago

Is strange that someone with such publicly known drink/drugs issues would die in such a way thats allegedly not related to drink/drugs

[–] samoanjoes (53039) 8 months ago

I heard he was plickleball for two hours and died of a heart attack in a hot tub.

[–] Burk48917 (11113) 8 months ago

Why wouldn't you think drugs or alcohol weren't involved? Adults don't just drown in a hot tub for no reason.

[–] ebhaynz (3614) 8 months ago

Matt had so many drug/drinking problems..he really needed a good Chandler to watch over him.

[–] BeaSouth (2946) 8 months ago

Joke is solid. Timing may be off a little

[–] samoanjoes (53039) 8 months ago

I'm still going to hell.

Honestly, the fact that he questioned why Keanu Reeves wasn't dead makes me not feel as bad about the joke.

[–] BeaSouth (2946) 8 months ago

I completely forgot about that. Bad karma on his part. I just looked up his exact quote:

“Why is it that the original thinkers like River Phoenix and Heath Ledger die, but Keanu Reeves still walks among us?”

You’re completely right