He's at it again. - Leonardo DiCaprio Discussion

[–] DMT (3787) a year ago

he is rich, let him enjoy his fruits of success. he isnt some jeff bezos nerd who can only attract a used up, plastic surgery horror show, cheap prostitute, looking ass girlfriend...

anyways I think this dude might actually be a gay and all these "girlfriends" just beards to keep his image in order

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

No, I think he's just scared of commitment and old age.

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[–] DMT (3787) a year ago

who isn't?

he is rich and famous enough that he can have children at 80 years old like Al Pacino so why should he waste his time with a woman his own age. its a bad investment when u have his money and his easy access to young hot woman. Everyone likes younger woman. I am only 28 but am already not interested in woman my own age.(unless it is only one night stand) Woman mature and age faster than men. I am looking for a woman much younger than me to have a serious relationship so she will stay hot for longer. I want to settle down when I am in my mid thirties or fourties to a woman in her 20s

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[–] liscarkat (16552) a year ago

"I am only 28 but am already not interested in woman my own age."

You'll change your mind when you grow up.

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[–] Mxxxx (147) a year ago

Or he probably just gets bored with the same woman.

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[–] Stratego (29260) a year ago

I don't know how these ladies do it, the thought of having sex with Leo absolutely revolts me.

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[–] HarveyManFredSin (4877) a year ago

What's wrong with him?

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[–] Stratego (29260) a year ago

He's incredibly unattractive.

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[–] HarveyManFredSin (4877) a year ago

Horses for courses.

At least you weren't deriding him for his age.

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

He has an incident back in 2005 or 2006 where some psycho lady bashed a beer bottle in his face. I believe he needed surgery to repair the damage.

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[–] Stratego (29260) a year ago

Doesn't explain him looking overweight and unkept.

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

Oh, I agree. He's got a beer belly.

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[–] Stratego (29260) a year ago

Some guys still look okayish with a beer belly. Leo, however, does not. He began to look really weird once he started to pack on the pounds. He also looks like he smells.

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[–] Daft_Munks (4044) a year ago

He also looks like he smells

LOL

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[–] BeaSouth (2788) a year ago

This was a funny post and I appreciated it

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[–] HarveyManFredSin (4877) a year ago

I don't like to bodyshame, but as much as I like the man as an actor, you're right. For a Hollywood heartthrob, he's always been a little paunchy. He's not toned and ripped like Brad Pitt, Chris Hemsworth or even Tom Cruise.

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

He's going to turn into Brando if he doesn't start taking care of himself.

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[–] Stratego (29260) a year ago

I believe Orson Welles is his big role model.

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

Right now it's looking like Russell Crowe is his role model. They worked together too.

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[–] Stratego (29260) a year ago

If he keeps it up, he's heading the same way as Welles. At some point he'll only be able to do commercials advertising Californian wine.

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[–] mikethemartian (6072) a year ago

He is rich and famous. I’m quite a bit older than him and I look far worse yet I can get young attractive women to pay attention to me as long as I’m spending money on them and I don’t spend near the amount of money that he does.

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[–] Stratego (29260) a year ago

They have sex with you?

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[–] Kowalski (58492) a year ago

THAT REQUIRES MORE MONEY.

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[–] Stratego (29260) a year ago

How much money per ride?

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[–] mikethemartian (6072) a year ago

To be honest I’m a bit of a prude and a square so I don’t ever try, but if I was a bit slicker it probably wouldn’t be a problem.

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[–] bobbydallas (8073) a year ago

hah! good on him

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[–] doctorc1970 (270) a year ago

As Charlie would say: "Winning!"

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[–] legnadibrom (5719) a year ago

did that rag actually refer to his "buffed up" physique?
wow, he looks good for being 48 but old leo was never buffed up or even really in good shape in his entire career

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

The body is fine for a normal man his age, but this guy has been in action movies and is considered a heartthrob.

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[–] legnadibrom (5719) a year ago

well, his handsome face goes a long way

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[–] HarveyManFredSin (4877) a year ago

I agree there.

His body is perfectly fine for a *regular dude*. For a movie heartthrob, I'd describe it more as attainable than aspirational (in fact, some of us regular dudes might reasonably claim to be in better shape).

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[–] liscarkat (16552) a year ago

"showcases buff physique..."

That photo is definitely not what is usually meant when the word "buff" is used.

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

Maybe they just mean because he's topless as in "he's in the buff".

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[–] Zinger (2165) a year ago

He's showing us the way.

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

You clearly haven't seen what I look like. He ain't showing me anything.

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[–] BeaSouth (2788) a year ago

The meandering comments in this thread were very funny. Good post!

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[–] samoanjoes (51002) a year ago

You can thank Leo's jungle gym fever and beer belly for that.

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[–] TimeTunnel (4628) 7 months ago

Yes, it's a funny thread. ☺
It's even funnier regarding that DiCaprio is probably gay.

In May we discussed it on another site.
And since I'm unsure if it's allowed to link to that site, the link is under a spoiler blanket.
It would be possible to copy and paste my OP to here, but some formatting would be lost.
https://filmboards.com/board/t/Leonardo-DiCaprio---Coming-Out-soon-%3F-3453901/

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