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Has he done everything in Scientology?


Tom Cruise is known for Scientology but has he actually studied all of L. Ron Hubbard’s books, gone through all the OT levels, become a Sea Org member, etc.?

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Yes, he's one of the top Sea org dudes. He even met Xenu!

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I definitely would love to hear his experience with that. If I was audited by Tom Cruise that would be amazing!

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I would pretend I'm interested and then try to deprogram him.

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That might be termed as 'assault' nowadays.

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Did he kick Xenu's ass Hubbard style though?

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He was going to, but then he saw how handsome Xenu was and so they made sweet sweet love until the end of time.

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LOL.

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Methinks Xenu is still wearing the daddy pants.

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I HEARD HE GETS THE SAME TREATMENT AS A STAR ATHLETE AT A SCHOOL KNOWN FOR SPORTS.

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If he did he would be a Jedi by now.
Elron Hubbard is probably making jokes in Hell about how many people he fooled out of their money.

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Personally I think Elron Hubbard might be scared about what he has created. What was meant to be a means to stop paying taxes has generated a very dangerous entity.

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Stupid people in large groups are easily manipulated and thus very dangerous.

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Yes. Tom Cruise has reached the highest level of Scientology that a mortal human can achieve.

Tom Cruise's abilities and skills learned from Scientology include

Levitating
Mind reading
Ability to have telepathic sex with John Travolta
Communicating with animals
Giving himself orgasm with the power of his mind anytime he wants

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Excommunicated scientologists are punished by having telepathic sex with Johntra Volta, the inventor of the Pee-Meter

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Cruise is not at the top level yet (8). But you do realize they create new levels/sub-levels all the time? So by the time he reaches eight there might be a nine or ten.

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How much does it cost to get to 8?

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I read he already reached 8.

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After they rich ten, the only way is Eleven.

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No way is he Sea Org! Those fucks are literally slaves. His entire retinue of help are Sea Org for sure. They want Tom isolated from the normies as much as possible so they'll keep a bunch of zero-wage Sea Orgs surrounding him whenever he isn't in public. They won't subject a huge celeb like him to the same obstacles the rest of their practitioners get. He has probably run 90% of the celebrity bunny-slope tasks called for and feeling like a king among the wretched slaves around him.

I only wonder how many Sea Org members he and Miscavige have killed for sport. Seriously. No one would ever know and those two have that look in the eye.

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