I've finally discovered why they call it a "strap on". - General Discussion Discussion

[–] BKB (6160) a month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keiuXB3dJ0E

Johnny's Guest Tonight will be Comedian Samoajoes and Kowalski along for the ride.. 😎

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

Will he call me to sit down for an interview?

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[–] Zarkoff (648) a month ago

Only the best got to do that.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72029) a month ago

Ooooohh, BURN!

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[–] parkerbot (5452) a month ago

Warren Peace has made yours look like solid gold.

I smell a ploy at work.

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

Oh, so now you guys appreciate me.

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[–] parkerbot (5452) a month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSkK65hQIp8

This is what I imagine it looks like when Kowalski serenades you outside your bedroom window.

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

I prefer the version from the Little Rascals movie.

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[–] almonigal (1115) a month ago

nobody appreciates you

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

parkerbot's comment says otherwise.

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[–] almonigal (1115) a month ago

Sorry, typo. I meant to say everybody loves you and you are a most wonderful specimen of the human race.
Damn android auto correct

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

That's more like it.

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[–] WarrenPeace (2267) a month ago

You have heard of me.

Nice to see I live rent free in your head.

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[–] parkerbot (5452) a month ago

Not even close.

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[–] Daft_Munks (4054) a month ago

So it does, good observation.

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[–] RoboReCop (2729) a month ago

It makes sense now. I walked into a Bestbuy, some time ago, for a VCR repair, and they handed me a strap-on :/

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[–] BKB (6160) a month ago

Wow, VCR Repair huh?? Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long long time.. Were they successful in fixing it?? 🤔

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[–] RoboReCop (2729) a month ago

No. In hindsight, they had no parts.

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[–] nyctc7 (41337) a month ago

[Insert lesbian joke here]

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[–] RoboReCop (2729) a month ago

Oddly, quantum physics comes to mind.

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[–] nyctc7 (41337) a month ago

Stop it you horny devil

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

I considered wording the joke as one.

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[–] nyctc7 (41337) a month ago

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"I'll see you next month."

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

Gross.

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[–] kspkap (13040) a month ago

LOL! 🤭 I’m an old female (born that way & stayed that way). I had to read your reply 3 times before I got the joke! Duh! 🙇🏼‍♀️ 🙄 🥴🤢

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[–] [deleted] a month ago

i have never used one

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

But you've received one?

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[–] [deleted] a month ago

i live in an anal sex free zone.

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[–] samoanjoes (51088) a month ago

Anal sex is free in your home?

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[–] [deleted] a month ago

no anal

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[–] howgamer (3649) a month ago

I can't believe my dominatrix never told me! Now I know.

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[–] ColumboKate (5314) a month ago

Omg 😅

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