rate britney spears' knife dance

Enigma.

Who did the choreography? Michael Myers? Jason Voorhees?

I still find her hot a lot of the time, but I found myself paying more attention to Enigma playing in the background. Oh, and she's mad as a box of frogs.

🔪🔪🔪 out of 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Britney forgot to take her meds or she took some hard drugs.

In the Sun-Article:
"Three dogs watched Britney work up a sweat while spinning around but ran away when she kicked and twirled in their direction."
The 3 dogs stayed curious though she "kicked and twirled".
They ran away when she clapped the knives together.
Probably they've been slaughtered rabbits in their former lives.
And they still look like rabbits. ☺ 🐇 ​🐇 ​🐇​

In the Sun-Article:
"The Toxic singer shared the clip without a soundtrack..."
The "toxic" pun is just cute, isn't it?
And who put now the spooky song "Sadeness" by Enigma in? ☻

Furthermore Spears said "Halloween is soon!".
Means, it was a simple joke - perhaps not a good one in her situation.
She neither wanted to butcher her dogs nor herself.
Sorry, that all smells for me too much of Spears bashing.

That’s not a knife….

Solid 10. That's like some Buffy the Vampire Slayer workout.

I think in the next 10 years we're gonna see another complete breakdown from her.