Why did Finn suddenly wake up?


Remember when everyone was trying to figure out why R2D2 woke up? Well now its Finns turn. How does someone wake up from a coma and start walking around like nothing happened? I am also convinced that Finn is the new Jar Jar since he seems to be the butt of every joke.

Long live Jar Jar Finn! Meesa be squirtin ooze everywhere.

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i thought he was paralyzed or would have a disability after getting his ass kicked. Disney Magic.

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yeah he did have his spine cut open with a lightsaber ... tell me why they would dedicate so many resources to a defected trooper janitor?

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Because without him, Starkiller base would not have been destroyed, and because he knows other intel about First Order infrastructure.

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Yes which made no sense ... he is a buffoon janitor and the butt-end of continuous jokes ... but then he has intimate technical knowledge of key plot requirements like the StarKiller 'oscillator' or the hyperdrive tracking technology exactly when the movies needs him to ...

terrible writing.

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Yeah Finn knew way too much

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A traitorous janitor that knew the layout of Snoke's dreadnought and where to hit its weakness. Cause you know, janitors.

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LOL!


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Finn definitely should have been paralyzed fitted with flying robot legs. I would have made his character totally radical. Dual wielding light sabers and blasters and flying all over the place blowing shit up like Boba Fett.

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Because the script told him to?

Btw, as much as everyone loves to hate on Jar-Jar, virtually everyone remembers his one-liners. Not a forgettable character by a long shot :)

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OMG shut up. the joke wasn't even funny the first time and you just keep going.

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ok that one was actually funny.

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Because he stopped being asleep.

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Because he needed to in order for the plot to move forward. It's another example of lazy Disney writing.

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it's a typical soap opera trope... Star Wars is a telenovella at this stage... fans have been following it for decades... No, it's not anything new, it's 100% Star Wars... 😁

you even had luke discover that the girl he was horny about was actually his sister and that his enemy was his father... it's typical south american soap opera stuff... dub it in spanish and it works 100%... guadalupe in space 😉

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The sub-genre isn't called Space Opera because it sounds cool.

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good point 👍 ... people really should accept Star Wars on it's own terms and try not to nit pick the "logic" or physics of these movies...

I'm far from a Star Wars fan but was able to enjoy the last two films for what they were...

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I'm a huge Star Wars fan but it's still just films.

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Cause the script needed him to lol.

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Rose = Shrek. Enough said.

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Finn is Finn.

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Finn = JarJar

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JarJar = the key to all of this. It all makes sense now.

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By Shrek, I'm referring to this excellent critical analysis of the movie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QJRw56cOVw

This guy coined the name to refer to Rose, don't blame me!

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Can't take an EFF every 10 seconds? I had no problems, but he does make salient points about the plot, even more so than Cinema Sins, I shouldn't wonder.

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Where?

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Now that you mention it, she does look a bit like Shrek.


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