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More like Barbie's Mom - Margot Robbie is 32 yrs old


According to Mattel, Barbie is officially a 17-year-old girl

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Gosling, too.

Those corny Frankie & Annette beach movies featured a dancer named Candy Johnson. She had the bouffant hair I associated with my grandma & her friends. To my eye, it made Candy look at least 50. So I wondered what this crazy, old lady was doing in a movie for teens. Looked up her bio & was stunned to learn she was 20 at the time of filming.

Wanted to be charitable & assume fashion had done something similar, here. But I don't even keep up with that stuff. It's just a biological fact that they've aged. Maybe this is all addressed in the script?

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Ya I remember he. She looked pretty worn out and always had a bathing suit with tassels on it.

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Barbie's Mom has got it going on...

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Makes sense. looking at Barbie, it's pretty obvious her mom doesn't resemble Mama June.

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Barbie, can I come over after school?
We can hang around by the pool

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she is still hot enough and the perfect fit for role

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Well, I guess that means I want to toss Barbies moms salad.

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You don't need a 17 year old actress to play a 17 year old character. Any actress will do as long as the character looks 17 on the screen.

All you need is a good makeup artist and if it's not enough, CGI will do the trick.

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The model for the Barbie Doll was a German street walking prostitute. I’m not making this up. It is a researchable matter of fact. Perhaps Mattel thinks that 17 is the bloom of feminine pulchritude, or perhaps Mattel is full of feces and would prefer to distance itself from Barbie’s real origin. In my empirical experience, the doll’s figure is closer to 20 years. 17’s a good age, but it takes a few years more to add the extra curves that seal the deal. And also to make her fuck-legal anywhere in the world.

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You ARE making this up.
https://www.history.com/news/barbie-inspiration-bild-lilli

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Barbie dolls are banned in Iran, but sex change is legal there.

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I think he's saying the inspiration for the original German doll as based on a German prostitute.

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Precisely. I don’t see in any way that Brainiac ‘s link (God forbid that he actually writes a post) refutes me.

This place really is an intellectual cesspool.

“But, hey—according to Wikipedia. . . .”

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Add to that the very real possibility that Robbie is much older than 32

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I've known plenty of seventeen-year-old chicks who had "curves that seal the deal". Gotta be careful--jail bait.

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WEIRD BELATED POINT TO MAKE. NOEMOJI

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according to wikipedia:

Barbara "Barbie" Millicent Roberts (1959–present) A blonde-haired, blue-eyed doll who was born in the fictional town of Willows, Wisconsin.According to the Random House books, the character's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Barbie's age has fluctuated since she was introduced; early on, Mattel described her as 19 years old,but she is often shown as an older character in adult careers.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Barbie%27s_friends_and_family#:~:text=According%20to%20the%20Random%20House,older%20character%20in%20adult%20careers.

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Barbie had a job and a house and a car. I figured she was about 27.

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