this movie is going to suck - Wonder Woman (2017) Discussion

[–] catsidhe (1649) 7 years ago

Bet you can't wait for it and will watch it 5 times and put Gal Gadot posters all over your bedroom walls. Don't bother denying it, I know you love the DCEU. *smooooch*

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

BUSTED!!!!

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[–] Rorikon (16393) 7 years ago

Someone's projecting their fantasy. I will do so too. You will google search Gal Gadot naked and then take those photoshop images and plaster them right next to your bed so you can do a fap twister furry as each pic shows Gal in her normal state then in her Wonder Woman uniform. As you climax you go in a fit of rage that this is all you do with your life and rip your own dick off.

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[–] catsidhe (1649) 7 years ago

Someone stumbled into a private joke and assumes everyone on the internet has an actual (word edited at the request of Mod 2).

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[–] Rorikon (16393) 7 years ago

Someone concluded a private joke on a public forum, private, and assumes everyone on the internet who doesn't have an actual cock wouldn't want one to rip off later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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[–] catsidhe (1649) 7 years ago

Ah but you assume that (action edited out as per Mod 2's request) what we'd want to do! My dear sir, (word edited out as per Mod's request) our names in the snow would be top priority!

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[–] Visualize (91) 7 years ago

I second that. Totally writing my name in the snow first if I had one!

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[–] Bella524 (19) 7 years ago

TROLL ALERT!!

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

FANGIRLIE ALERT!!

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[–] Bella524 (19) 7 years ago

Well, I AM a girl. You can tell becuz of my username. In fact, that troll can just bash on the King Arthur: Legend of the Sword board!

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

nah. I'll stay right here making fun of the DCEU and fangirlies.

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[–] catsidhe (1649) 7 years ago

Oh god, don't make me HULK SMASH you. ❤️

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

You can smash me anytime you want darling

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[–] catsidhe (1649) 7 years ago

Well hello, Mr Acrobat. 😉

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

hellooooooooo love. Mr. Spot says hi.

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[–] catsidhe (1649) 7 years ago

Tell him I'm showing him my bum too! :D

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

LMFAO

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $375,806,078 49.9%
+ Foreign: $377,100,000 50.1%
= Worldwide: $752,906,078

Theater was almost full again this afternoon.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Wonder Woman box Office
= Worldwide: $752,906,078 / Opening Weekend: $103,251,471 / In Release: 43 days / 6.1 weeks

Spider-Man Homecoming box Office:
= Worldwide: $316,178,664 / Opening Weekend: $117,027,503 / In Release: 8 days / 1.1 weeks

Try harder, son; you are failing miserably.

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

This is the 3rd Spidey reboot and it had the benefit of RDJ and Keaton in it. Spidey couldn't even stand on its own they had to thrown in Iron Man to make sure people would watch this drivel.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

cry more.

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $380,603,464 49.7%
+ Foreign: $385,300,000 50.3%
= Worldwide: $765,903,464

In Release: 45 days / 6.4 weeks

Still making money!

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

so in 8 days spider-man not only made more money it also had the best opening.

I'm laughing because you are so butt-hurt about a movie, child. :) sucks to be you.

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Spidey also had a massive 62.2% 2nd weekend drop. The final numbers are not it yet.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

and it will still make more money than WonderWoman. So, there goes your argument. :)

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

We shall see!

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

oh yes. :)

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Yuuuuge!

= Worldwide: $779,433,279

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

I sense desperation in your posts. :)

BTW:

Spider-Man Homecoming: = Worldwide: $571,711,581

In Release: 17 days / 2.4 weeks

Guess who's going to beat the crap out of WonderWoman? :)))

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

WW could beat Spidey any day. Plus she has the invisible jet to hide from him.

Domestic: $390,608,373 50.0%

AmAzing!!!

Top Critics say: "This movie will beat the new Spiderman at the Box Office."

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Domestic: $259,343,955 44.8%
+ Foreign: $320,015,986 55.2%
= Worldwide: $579,359,941
Domestic Summary
Opening Weekend: $117,027,503
(#1 rank, 4,348 theaters, $26,915 average)
% of Total Gross: 45.1%
> View All 3 Weekends
Widest Release: 4,348 theaters
In Release: 19 days / 2.7 weeks

AMAZING!!!!!! AND CLIMBING!!!!!!!!

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

600 million is good for a Spiderman 6 movie but I don't see this making another 200 million in the near future.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

That sounds like you are concerned... are you concerned? :)

Domestic: $268,806,805 45.7%
+ Foreign: $320,015,986 54.3%
= Worldwide: $588,822,791
Domestic Summary
Opening Weekend: $117,027,503
(#1 rank, 4,348 theaters, $26,915 average)
% of Total Gross: 43.5%
> View All 3 Weekends
Widest Release: 4,348 theaters
In Release: 22 days / 3.1 weeks

and rising... rising... rising...

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Its rising and rising but not very fast. The Japanese release of WW should add millions and millions and thousands of dollars to the already enormous box office. Top Critics say that "WW is a gem of a movie."

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $279,991,585 44.1%
+ Foreign: $355,400,000 55.9%
= Worldwide: $635,391,585
Domestic Summary
Opening Weekend: $117,027,503
(#1 rank, 4,348 theaters, $26,915 average)
% of Total Gross: 41.8%
> View All 4 Weekends
Widest Release: 4,348 theaters
In Release: 25 days / 3.6 weeks

Still to debut in China in the 8th [the second largest market]. :)

You sound worried. Are you worried?

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Bubba is not worried at all. Are you worried?

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

only an idiot talks about himself on the 3rd person. :)

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $284,326,971 44.4%
+ Foreign: $356,165,474 55.6%
= Worldwide: $640,492,445
Domestic Summary
Opening Weekend: $117,027,503
(#1 rank, 4,348 theaters, $26,915 average)
% of Total Gross: 41.2%
> View All 4 Weekends
Widest Release: 4,348 theaters
In Release: 27 days / 3.9 weeks

Damn... 5 million since yesterday.... and rising. :)))

Want some tissues for those tears? :)))

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

You should have said:

Want some tissues for those issues?

lolz

The BO is pretty much over for Spidey in the USA. Only China can save this franchise now.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $288,667,776 44.8%
+ Foreign: $356,165,474 55.2%
= Worldwide: $644,833,250
Domestic Summary
Opening Weekend: $117,027,503
(#1 rank, 4,348 theaters, $26,915 average)
% of Total Gross: 40.5%
> View All 4 Weekends
Widest Release: 4,348 theaters
In Release: 29 days / 4.1 weeks

and rising... rising... rising... GO WEB!!!

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $400,728,085 50.4%
+ Foreign: $394,900,000 49.6%
= Worldwide: $795,628,085

WOW! The peoples of the world love this movie!

Its still rising!!!

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

= Worldwide: $677,827,932
In Release: 35 days

VS

Worldwide: $795,628,085
In Release: 70 days

:)

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Just a reminder:

Total Lifetime Grosses
Domestic: $309,107,296 43.9%
+ Foreign: $395,373,072 56.1%
= Worldwide: $704,480,368
In Release: 41 days / 5.9 weeks

And ready to overtake Wonderwoman

= Worldwide: $798,666,009
n Release: 76 days / 10.9 weeks

roughly 94 million to go. :)

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

thats a lot of pesos!!!

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

:) yes.... I bet you are feeling the weights ["pesos"] now

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Pesos or dinero, WW is a hit on any Planet.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Domestic: $318,843,082 43.3%
+ Foreign: $418,200,000 56.7%
= Worldwide: $737,043,082
Domestic Summary
Opening Weekend: $117,027,503
(#1 rank, 4,348 theaters, $26,915 average)
% of Total Gross: 36.7%
> View All 8 Weekends
Widest Release: 4,348 theaters
In Release: 52 days / 7.4 weeks

and climbing

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Spidey only made 10 million in 10 days, thats not very good... :(

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

It's not like WW is making a lot more hey? :(

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Hello! Just to remind you

Spider-man Homecoming -------> = Worldwide: $875,110,742

WonderWoman --------> = Worldwide: $820,765,643

http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=spiderman2017.htm
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=wonderwoman.htm

You were saying?

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

I am pleasantly surprised that Spiderman 6 made more money. I guess bad movies do make more money than good ones. :)

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

The hilarity is you even thought for a second that it wouldn't beat WonderWoman.

PS - both movies were shite. But WonderWoman takes the Superhero Movie Award for Lameness.

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Both movies were crap but I thought Spidey was worse. Luckily the foreign market saved the franchise yet again.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

I can't stand the PC SJW shit Marvel is doing. Neither can I stand the pro-feminiazi rhetoric in WonderWoman.

Meh...

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Our last hope is Star Wars, maybe the franchise can redeem it self with The Last Jedi.

i hope...

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

True

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[–] Lejan55 (15) 7 years ago

I don't think so, mate. Even the critics are giving this movie good reviews.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

I specially enjoy when the DCEU fangirlies on the old IMDB were raving how DC is "dark" and "serious" and "mature" while making fun of the comedic relief in the MCU...

Lo and behold! WW and JL have humor.

:D

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

Critics giving good reviews generally means the movie will suck balls. I go by the standard if the critics hate it, its probably a great movie, if the critics love it then it is going to suck balls.... Last time I fell for the stupid critics love it movie was the English Patient... that movie sucked big time.... Then the critics hated Pirates Dead Men Tell No Tales and it was actually decent.... So I wouldn't put anything on what critics say they are all a bunch of wussy she-men with no grasp on reality.

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[–] Otter (24464) 7 years ago

If the critics are comparing it to the DC films that led up to it, they'll raise anything that doesn't actually cause vomiting or migraines.

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Critics gave Suicide Squad bad reviews and it has still made more than Spiderman 6. Critics have no idea what they are doing. Its the general population that decides if a movie is successful or not.

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[–] AtomicReturns (1252) 7 years ago

Seems like the rumors of this being a mess were not true, unless the movie really was in trouble, and WB performed some miraculous post-production operation at the end.

At 60 reviews right now, WW is set to become one of the highest-rated comic book films ever. Great job, Patty Jenkins!

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

I pray it will flop and I curse all these infantile superhero movies which have polluted our multiplexes since around 2001 and determined the sorry state of American film. The only way out of this bloated juvenalia is for all these movies to start flopping one after the other, forcing change in the industry much as occurred in the late 60's/early 70's. I don't give a jot about these "critics" who are supposedly giving Wonder Woman superlative reviews. This is all part of the very expensive marketing.

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[–] naDaht (1087) 7 years ago

So why not check out movies from the rest of the world?

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[–] [email protected] (65) 7 years ago

Wrong.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

it's gonna win an Oscar.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 7 years ago

Just like Suicide Squad.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

that hairdo... so "mature" and "dark" and "serious".

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[–] [email protected] (65) 7 years ago

Your post history reveals your bitterness.

Have a better life.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

you stalker!!!!! what a weirdo!!!!!

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

what about johns mom

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

??

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

exactly

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[–] clickbait (193) 7 years ago

It did suck very badly...not even Gal Gadots giving head could save this crapfest....

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[–] NorthernLad (472) 7 years ago

Troll.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Awww... someone didn't like your precious movie, therefore "troll".

You are not making friends, son.

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[–] NorthernLad (472) 7 years ago

lol Awww...that's cute.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Yes, I know sugar bums.

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[–] NorthernLad (472) 7 years ago

That's Sugar Buns to you. Get it right.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Cry more. I like it.

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[–] NorthernLad (472) 7 years ago

lol!!

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[–] clickbait (193) 7 years ago

So when you have a brain and doesnt swallow every bullshit crap movie hollywood releases...then you clearly are a troll? ok...that is logic of a retaded 5 year old...you wont have it easy in life when you cant even notice when shit hits you right in the face you knob....

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[–] NorthernLad (472) 7 years ago

Awww you're upset. It's cute.

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[–] PresidentAckbar (1289) 7 years ago

= Worldwide: $453,660,634

12 days

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Twilight: TOTAL: $3,343.8 BILLION

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[–] PresidentAckbar (1289) 7 years ago

Avatar 2.7 Billion

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

Exactly. Both shitty movies that made a shit ton of money. Thanks for agreeing that money and quality is not one and the same. :D

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[–] catsidhe (1649) 7 years ago

Neither is popularity!

(just your friendly, weekly reminder that Ben Affleck is the best Baman. 😇)

ILU!!!!

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

True.

ILU2!!!!!!

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

So that means that the more money a movie makes the worse it is?

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

no. It means that just because one movie made money doesn't make it objectively good. Logical yes?

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[–] Bubbathegut (17225) 7 years ago

Its only logical in a bizzaro universe. For example: Ghostbusters 2016 is a certified fresh movie yet it only made $230 million. Suicide Squad is a rotten movie yet it made $745 million. Which brings us to Wonder Woman, its certified fresh at 92% and has made $572 million in only 17 days. If objectively bad movies never made any money than your theory would be correct.

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[–] TwistedAcrobat (1725) 7 years ago

So... in your bizarro mind, Ghostbusters 2016 [a movie full to the brim with Feminist propaganda that was criticized everywhere by everyone [except the nfeminazis, obviously] and no one wanted or asked for] is a good movie? And it's a good movie because it made money?

In your bizzaro mind, Suicide Squad, a movie so bad everyone and their grandmothers make fun of is good just because everyone who likes to watch a train wreck went to see it, made money?

In your DC Fanatic mind, Bvs, a movie so bad it got wrecked and almost destroyed the DCEU and forced them to go the MCU route, is good just because it made money?

You know who else made a lot of money? The Nazis. Are they good?