She has all the features of a traditionally beautiful blonde Hollywood starlet, only difference is that she has a bit more meat on her bones which she carries really well and some of which she has lost more recently. She is relatable, funny, charming and sexy. You are lying to yourself if you claim she isn't hot.
shareShe is an obese butterface and it is hilarious to me she is now pitching what is essentially bottled fat.
shareShe looks just as hot as Jennifer Lawrence only with a few more pounds.
shareGive your head a fucking shake if you think that Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence are even in the same ballpark.
You are an odd one. Or is it because you are so into the trans movement you prefer them a bit butch?
Jennifer never had a morning this bad
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Hot
shareYou're a chubby chaser and that is cool man. Need you guys. Hot girls bring their chubby friends to bars and they will act as a shield for the hot ones. So we send in guys like you to chum the waters and distract the land whales, clearing a path to the the height/weight appropriate women. You are doing God's work my friend.
lol you are doing it wrong. The trick is to go for the chubby ones in order to make the hot ones insecure about themselves and thus make them more open. It lowers their defense, so to speak.
shareThat is what you are doing. You guys descend on the rubenesque women and the hotties think "why aren't guys talking to me?", and that's when TearofLys enters the picture.
shareAnd TearofLys then gets rejected by the hot one because the hot ones are aware of that tactic and as soon as they see you go after her chubby friend first they cross you off the list. The hot ones always want to be at the helm controlling the situation.
shareTruth be told, I get shot down more than I succeed, but I do score wins. Honestly, it is more about the the rush that goes along with trying to pick a girl up than actually getting her. Even when I get in and get her number, with rare exception, I won't call her afterwards. And just between us, I really do like the curvy women as well, but not Schumer. She has always had the butterface, and when she put her weight on, it all seemed to go to her face and her gut.
shareThe curvy women are the future. The stick skinny models that have dominated for so long are on their way out as the beauty standard.
This is out:
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This is in:
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She has the wrong kind of 6-pack.
shareShe would only be hot with an insane amount of plastic surgery.
shareMaybe forty pounds ago.
shareShe's ugly, inside and out. Her weight has nothing to do with it.
shareI'd keep her somewhere in the middle on my booty call list
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