He must be a fruit

posted 3 years ago by jimmyjuliano12 (342)
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Not married, never dates, loves showtunes and is a progressive leftist. lets be honest, this guy has took a cock or two.

[–] MisterE (710) 3 years ago

You might be right, if anyone knows about taking a cock (or two) it's probably you.

[–] jimmyjuliano12 (342) 3 years ago

how many skin bones have you had in your mouth you little queen?

[–] strntz (11266) 3 years ago

Love of show tunes or quality music is not indicative or being gay.

Neither is being prog leftist. That´s like 90% plus of Hollywood.

While we're at it, neither is never married or never dates..

[–] NGMI (1184) 3 years ago

Guess that means autistic as the only other choice.

but all together...

Exactly. Being in water doesn't equal being a duck, but when you quack, have feathers and a beak...

...but when you quack, have feathers and a beak...

You just described Cher..

Holy shit, I did. Well, I think we've just uncovered the truth about Cher being a duck. Well done.

[–] SpikeMike (470) 3 years ago

He's dated plenty of hot actresses including Emilia Clark, Eliza Dusku, Jessica Barth, and Haltson Sage

Yeah, beard dating never happens in show business
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[–] ebhaynz (3614) 3 years ago

No, he's just a nerd, the type that's overly arrogant = UNLIKEABLE.

Never dates? This dude's been boinking cute women half his age for over 20 years.

by boinking you mean being seen in public to raise their profile and make him look hetero

[–] leader (1779) 2 years ago

And what about it?

Why do you care about his sexuality? How does it affect you?