What's your one line comeback to the slap, that's better than what Chris came up with

I'm gonna wake up with fresh prints all over my face tomorrow

One I've come across a few times on the internet:

Pretty big of Smith, standing up for another guy's lady like that.

also:

Jada was so proud of Smith she's going to let him watch tonight.

Reuters headline sums it up:

“Will Smith Hits Chris Rock In The Face On Stage, Then Wins Best Actor Oscar.”

"He's the first person to win an Oscar for best smacktor"

I think that is the best line so far, but I don't know who came up with it originally.

After Will Smith said what he said, Chris Rock then turns to Jada:

"Could you keep your wife's hand away from my mouth"

A lot of the jokes online had been with the word 'entanglement' meaning JPS's affair with other men.

"What's that?? Keep your wife fucking my mouth???"

I'll be feeling that one til August!