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What's your one line comeback to the slap, that's better than what Chris came up with


"Fiddy slaps harder than that"
"If he's going to break the 6 foot rule, he could at least wear a mask"
"Did I just get Cuck slapped?"

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C Rock - (puts on sunglasses, takes out small pen and holds up to camera) "THIS is called a neuralizer, so I need everybody in the audience and watching on TV to look directly at it"

This line would have probably won the audience over, and calmed down Will Smith enough and might get him to smile, thus diffusing the entire situation.

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“Yo mama.”

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If that's how they throw down in West Philly, I understand why Will got shipped off to Bel Air.

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"Ouch! That's gonna hurt till August!"

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“It’s March. If you think he’s mad now wait til August comes around.”

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It ends tonight..

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I'm a pussy and will just stand here and be embarrassed in front of the world.

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What was he supposed to do. Act all ghetto and lower himself to Wills level and start throwing punches? Anyone that thinks throwing hands is always appropriate is as much a tool as Will Smith.

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