What's your favorite eye candy movie?
Yes, you probably guessed it right. By Eye Candy I mean a movie with one or more very sexually attractive woman/women.
shareFor me a couple. The outstanding "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" with Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman.
I've never watched the whole unwatchable movie, therefore not my favorite, but Megan Fox in Transformers. She makes every other actress look like a boy.
When I first saw Transformers / Megan Fox, I thought she looked amazing until I saw her deformed thumbs (brachydactyly type D, AKA: clubbed thumb, dwarf's thumb, potter's thumb, stub thumb, toe thumb, murderer's thumb), which is or was common in royal families due to inbreeding:
Clubbed thumbs are historically thought of as a sign of royalty. This rare condition was much more common in royal European blood-lines than in the general population and was used as a factor in determining the pureness of the blood.
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That completely turned me off to her. share
You got turned off because of her thumb? Really? That deformity is like 0.1% of her and that too a place where it's not always in the line of sight.
share"You got turned off because of her thumb? Really?"
Obviously, since that's exactly what I said. And make that thumbs (plural).
"That deformity is like 0.1% of her and that too a place where it's not always in the line of sight."
It's an ugly deformity and it's not as if she's the last woman on Earth. There are billions of them who don't have any deformities at all. Also, percentage is irrelevant. If there's a hair or fly in your soup, what percentage of the soup is that?
Unlike some other things that can make a woman less attractive (such as bad teeth, excess fat, etc.) there's no fixing clubbed thumbs.
And don't worry; I'm sure she'll lose no sleep over me not finding her attractive.
To paraphrase Merlin from Excalibur (1981) "There's always someone pickier than yourself!" I would have totally done Bree Walker, Thalidomide ("safe and effective") offspring newscaster, in her prime from my youth.
shareEctrodactyly is about a thousand times worse than clubbed thumbs.
I met a girl once who was smoking hot (easily in the same league as Megan Fox in her prime). I'm not 100% sure what her name because it was about 30 years ago and I only saw her that one night (I think it was Kim, so I'll go with that).
I was about 19 and I was with my cousin Mike, also 19, and we went to pick up a girl named Judy who was 17 or 18, and then she wanted us to go pick up her friend Kim, also 17 or 18, who turned out to be drastically hotter than Judy. She was in the front of my '84 Ford Escort next to me, and Judy was in the back with Mike. We were driving to the lake when she wanted to operate the shift lever from the passenger seat because she'd never driven a standard before. That's when I noticed her clubbed thumbs. It's too bad because the rest of her was spectacular.
You're focusing on her thumbs? WTF?????????
share"You're focusing on her thumbs?"
I didn't focus on them, the movie camera did, and they are repulsive. It looks like she has toes on her hands instead of thumbs.
Women should have attractive, feminine hands, like the women who work as hand models. There are a lot of actresses like that, Natalie Zea for example:
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And I'd take her (and countless others) over Megan Fox and her toe thumbs without thinking twice.
"WTF?????????"
Yeah, that's my reaction to people who are oblivious to ugly deformities.