I'm rich.


Today was the first time I bought scratch tickets in a really long time and by a miracle, I ended up being 5 for 5. This year has started off great, but the question is: what can I buy for $37?

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What does being 5 for 5 mean?

Also whose Scratch and why did you buy him tickets?

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Scratch is a very good friend of mine: money! I bought 5 tickets and won on all 5.

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Nice

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That's actually really impressive. The odds on winning all five are huge.

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Shame the payout wasn't big, but I feel like being 5 for 5 is a sign.

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Well if you believe some people here, you can buy a new car with that.

I'd probably go with three large jars of Cheez Whiz.

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How much are toy cars going for now?

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There used to be a used car store that sold cars for that price. They would sell a few at an extremely cheap price to get people in the store and sell the rest at a normal used price. Totally legit. The cars ran well, too.

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But for how long did they run well?

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They went down a hill with no problems.

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That explains it. Shame it had no brakes. It's okay though, the government said they'll cover the repair costs of the elementary school wall.

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Buy a $30 scratcher.

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Now that you mention it, I could use a back scratcher.

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A quarter pounder meal at McDonald’s?

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We don't have McDonald's in Canada.

This is a lie, but I'm sure your mind was blown for a second.

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🫨

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Get some new york fries. Wish we still had them in Australia.

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We have them in Toronto and I don't think I've ever had them.

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You're missing out. I was watching a movie the other day. Messages deleted 2010. Low budge self aware slasher thing with matthew lillard, it was alright, watch it once type deal. Someone was eating new york fries and it triggered a memory of me eating them in Brisbane aus, as a kid. Looked them up, they are all pretty much in Canada, save a few stragglers.

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Movies often make me hungry. In the movie "Hook", Robin Williams slices a coconut in half and it lands on a table spinning around making a mouth-watering noise. The thing is that I don't even like coconuts.

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Spending spree at the dollar tree.

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Think of how many keychains I could buy.

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Or faulty markers and party plates!

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Me!

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I'll send you the money the same way I sent money to that mysterious African prince who sent me a DM on Instagram saying that he will send me peace and happiness.

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Much appreciated.

By the way, that African dude is a very nice guy. Very trustworthy.👍

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I definitely trust him. He informed me that I had a long lost uncle that I've never heard of. Nothing shady there.

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I always knew you were part black.

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What about going to Toronto zoo?

Or you could spend it on a hooker.

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The zoo isn't fun going with yourself. I would have to find someone willing to go. Bringing a hooker sounds like a good idea.

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Or you could go with Hownos.

Doesn't he live like next door?

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I can't be seen with hownos. I have a reputation to keep.

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LOL

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Pizza Bagel and Three Musketeers

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I better see some change on that.

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Comes with a side of Peterman Reality Tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpnXmGb31Q4&t=102s

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I'd rather go on a tour to Vandalay Industries.

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