The two Towers


The extended cut still adds a bunch of stuff that's unnecessary.

Unlike Fellowship, it moves better.

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You know what? Blowjobs are unnecessary, too, but they sure are nice.

If you meant that there was extraneous material that slowed the pace or bored the audience or something like that, then say so.

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OOOH@@@!...R KANE SCHOOLED YO ASS@!@!@

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Everyone's a Critic.

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https://youtu.be/TxE3LbxTPTE?si=nv8V5vdoPjYj7qXT&t=2700

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Lol. Great post.

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🤘

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Nah, it was a dumb comparison.

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Nearly everything posted by Kane is stupid.

Why would a normal human block nearly everyone and just post random vitriol for no reason.

I doubt Kane had a mission as a young man, no financial plans, no pension or TDA figured out, no retirement package set up, so now he posts nonsense to everyone.

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When I realized he put me on ignore, I was wondering what I said. Then when I found out he had Mojo on ignore, that's when I realized he was just an idiot.

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Yup, there is NO reason to ignore Mojo, he's like Glenellyn, always cool and positive.
Kane is an oddball, I could say worse but why bother.

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I'm thinking that R_Kane made a pass at him and Mojo shut him down bad.

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Maybe, but the way he tells it Kane is the biggest stud and electronics salesman in the greater Boston area so he will walk it off like a champ.

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He's from Boston? As someone from Toronto, I can't support that.

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Yep.
He packs his caa in Havaadd Yaad.

He's also a self proclaimed gym rat (what fucking weirdo wants to be called that!?!), an expert Samurai swordsmen for some reason, also a total lady's man and a grammar Nazi that fucks up in every post.

What a douche.

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Once upon a time he said that I was a nice poster - shortly after he put me on Ignore, lol.

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😂

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It’s absolutely true. I think I made a juvenile joke that he didn’t find funny and that was the end of that 🤷‍♂️

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I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT GENIUS POST OF MINE TRIGGERED HIS IGNORE FINGER...BUT I HAVE NARROWED IT DOWN TO THREE OR FOUR THOUSAND SUSPECTS.

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It doesn’t take much, trust me.

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That definitely can't be the reason he ignored me.

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There may be mental health issues going on there. After all, who wouldn't want to read all of the brilliant stuff we all say lol?

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Why bother with a site where you have virtually everybody on Ignore?

If I went in a pub where I didn’t like anyone, I’d find another pub 🤷‍♂️

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If the extended versions were blowjobs, they'd be blowjobs with braces, a retainerspreader bar, lip hair, and sores festering around the orifice.



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WHAT YOU DESCRIBED IS THE GREATEST BLOWJOB R KANE COULD EVER DREAM OF.

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No wonder why he considers it unnecessary.

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I found the last 2 theatrical versions boring when I watched them in the theater because they showed endless battle scenes. The extended versions add story and character development and make them watchable for me.

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We'll see what happens. I wasn't bored in theaters. But that was 20 years ago.

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Try watching Hobbit trilogy next. Now, that's a borefest. They have little to do with the actual book.

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"The Lord of the Rings" was written as a trilogy. "The Hobbit" is a short novel which stands alone. To turn "The Hobbit" into a trilogy is just overkill and milking it for money.

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I read and enjoyed The Hobbit book. The movies were an attempt to rip-off The Lord of the Rings success by copying its story and characters. What a cringe-worthy mess!

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I loved reading "The Lord of the Rings" so much as a kid that I don't think the movies gave it justice.

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I attempted to read it after I enjoyed The Hobbit. I found it confusing so after a few pages I gave up. I didn't understand any "Rings" movie until Jackson's which I consider a masterpiece. Probably all of the funny names and multiple characters confused me.

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It's an odd book in that it just slowly prods along, there are pages and pages where they just walk through the woods. It's a definite literary experience. Lol.

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It was bad the first time I watched it. I didn't even bother with part 3.

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I watched the first two in the theater and then gave up. I watched the third on TV.

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Your tolerance is far beyond mine.

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LOL. True, but I do groan and repeat "WTF?" a lot while watching.

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I don't like Two Towers. Trees stupid... Merry stupid... Pippin stupid... Theon stupid... Orcs stupid. What was with that song that Eowyn sang at Theon's son's funeral??? I thought that was stupid.

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She was laying it on really thick at the funeral with the song.

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I agree. IMHO the first film is the only one where the extended cut makes for a better overall film than the theatrical release, although of course I appreciate the fan service in the long versions. I love fan service, which is why my favorite TV show is "The Mandalorian"!

The 2nd and 3rd show tge problems with editing start up and get going, before that he knew when to stop with the stuff he thought was cool. Those editing problems got worse and worse with time, and are a big part of why " The Hobbit" socks so much. But maybe PJ is working on that, tge recent documentary "Get Back" was all about editing, and it was good.

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Fan service is fine but I really hate how it's extending everything into a series since the Lord of the Rings.

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The Two Towers has its own page on MovieChat!
https://moviechat.org/tt0167261/The-Lord-of-the-Rings-The-Two-Towers

Wow, just wow!

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Yep. I didn't care to use it.

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