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Worst Christmas song


All I want for Christmas

It's overplayed, loud, and I don't care for Mariah Carey

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"Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" is a song only retards enjoy.

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Good one!

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Agreed. Retarded.

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THAT WAS A FAIRLY DUMB THING TO SAY...DO YOU CALL PEOPLE F*GS TOO?

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I'm not insulting the mentally disabled I'm just saying it appeals to the lowest common denominator. It's just bad.

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INSULTING THE MENTALLY DISABLED BY USING THAT WORD IN THIS CONTEXT MAKES YOU A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THIS "LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR" YOU SPEAK SO LOVINGLY ABOUT...FYI...THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE...WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS...ONLY WRONG THING IS YOUR SUPERIOR AND INTOLERANT ATTITUDE.😘

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It's just words.

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AND SPIT IS JUST A BIT OF FLUID...UNTIL YOU DIRECT IT INTO SOMEONE'S FACE.

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Or mouth πŸ‘„

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Any traditional Christmas song that's changed to sound like One More Day with you by Diamond Rio.

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I don't know that song by Diamond Rio and thank you for giving me a heads up on it.

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I may not have been clear there. It's not that a Christmas song is made to be the tune of that song. It's that songs like Santa Claus is coming to town and Rudolph the red nosed raindeer are sung in the same tone as a song like One More Day with you. Also, I'm surprised you haven't heard that song. It became popular around the time of 9/11. This is that song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi8O7JdA4Sg

I just don't like my Christmas songs being sung in the same tone as that.

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Yep, I hadn't heard it. I think you have a point.

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wonderful christmastime.

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Are you from the UK? We don't hear that one that much in the US, at least not where I live.

I love the Beatles and solo McCartney, but even I don't think it's one of his best.

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it gets played constantly here in canada

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Funny, I didn’t even read the thread before posting and you and hownos read my mindπŸ˜†

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Band Aid - Do They Know Its Christmas

https://youtu.be/j3fSknbR7Y4?si=Cv_M6jKyqoxjUWId

This is one of those 80s Cause Songs sung by a bunch of difference artists. Somehow its lived on and played every year. I've never liked it.

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Lol. Nothing is like the lame 80's feed the world stuff.

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Yep its horribly dated yet somehow played all the time by radio stations that play Christmas music.

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Its always played right next to the bare naked ladies/Sarah McGlocklan Christmas album and anything by the Trans Syberian Orchestra.

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Oh, that’s a bad song, a real stinker!
And it’s especially annoying when dozens of millionaire superstars entreat all of us normies to foot a major bill.

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It was before virtue signaling became a thing.

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THI IS ABOUT CHRISTMAS MUSIC...NOT YOUR WRONGHEADED THOUGHTS ON OTHER PEOPLE.

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He's not wrong though. This song was a big publicity event used as a write off. I always thought it was funny because comic relief did it so much better.

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HE'S ONE OF THOSE POSTERS THAT PLAYS FRIENDLY AND SANE...THEN STARTS SLIPPING THE HATE IN A PIECE AT A TIME.

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Who doesn't nowadays? Shit, in 10 years half the shit we post that's nothing will piss someone off. I just watched the first five episodes of the oblongs and they used Gay as a descriptor. That's too offensive for some. I just viewed it as teenager characters being flippant.

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12 days of Christmas so boring and repetitious.

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Especially when Jimmy sings it in Southpark.

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This is the only version I like. Any others? Yep, repetitious and dull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kYEK-pxs_A&t=27s

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I sort of like that song but it is easy to nitpick. In fact just for fun I'll nitpick the lyrics by looking at it in a modern perspective and that I live in an apartment building.
12 drummers drumming-Great! Lots of noise to disturb my neighbors. Not to mention that's too many people to hang out in my apartment.
11 Pipers pipers piping-Great! More noise and people!
10 Lords are leaping-Great! It's way to crowded in here!
9 ladies dancing-I don't think my true love and I are doing well if she's hiring 9 women to dance in front of me. Also I can't breath! I want to go outside!
8 maids are milking-Ugh now I have 8 cows in my apartment and 8 more people in here! I'm going insane!
7 Swans are swimming-I don't have room for Swans and my land lord won't allow me to have pets like that.
6 Geese are laying-Ugh! First the cows, then the Swans, and now Geese!
5 Golden rings-Great! That probably is the only worthwhile thing I've gotten. Too bad I'll have to sell them to make ends meet after I've been evicted from my apartment!
4 calling birds-Ugh! More birds! And all these people! I'm going insane!
3 French Hens-AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
2 Turtle Doves-AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
And a Partridge in a pear tree-So now I have 50 people, 8 cows, 23 birds, and a tree inside my apartment! I might as well go become a homeless person!

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Since the song covers a twelve-day period you would accumulate a lot more:
β€’ 12 partridges in pear trees
β€’ 22 turtle doves
β€’ 30 French hens
β€’ 36 calling birds
β€’ 40 golden rings
β€’ 42 geese a-laying
β€’ 42 swans a-swimming
β€’ 40 maids a-milking
β€’ 36 ladies dancing
β€’ 30 lords a-leaping
β€’ 22 pipers piping
β€’ 12 drummers drumming

That's makes 140 people, 184 birds, 40 cows and twelve trees. A total of 364 gifts, almost one for each day of the year. You're going to need a bigger apartment. The 40 golden rings could be used for a down payment on a house.

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I always figured the guy singing it was just repeating what he already got. Not saying he got all those other things on whatever day of Christmas.

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I guess it could be interpreted either way.

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In choir (middle school) the principal came to see/hear us sing. One of us had the idea of spoofing the song with the current Arby's commercial with the "FIVE ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES"

I still remember the teacher shaking his head side to side, upset..

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Wonderful Christmastime by McCartney.

I can’t stand it, homie was a Beatle, how does this song exist?

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Annoyingly repetitive.

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Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas - Christina Aguliera

Just sing the damn song! She spends so much time oversinging every word that its painful to listen to.

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I've been saying that since the 90's. It's like she needs to hit every note on the scale for every word.

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Inna Godda davida

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So long...

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