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Proof that men and women are not the same...the science is settled.


https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1623454350222962689/pu/vid/720x1280/Oz5BeKExEH1SgEh_.mp4?tag=12

Also proves why men live shorter lives...or maybe men will do anything to impress women? It worked...I'm impressed! 🤤 If you're turned on it's okay because that is super masculinity in its greatest form.

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Damn! If he were more attractive and younger (and not taken already) I would have asked him out right then and there! But then again, I always had a thing for Viking men.

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I do like me some Norseman.

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Me too!

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Have you watched The Last Kingdom? Sexiest Viking ever!

https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEIQMS7

You're welcome 🥰😍😋

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He's cute, but the hair turned me off.

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After that plunge, I'm sure he had snowballs! 🤪

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Insane!

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Yes, but what are his pronouns?

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Bad and Ass.

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Those are adjectives (technically an adjective and an intensifier).
But I get the point.

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Ass is an intensifier?

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If you say something like "My annoying-ass boss", "that's a big-ass chair", "That's some crazy-ass shit", etc. in all those cases "ass" in an intensifier. Meaning that what you are really saying is "My very annoying boss", "that's a really big chair", "that's some extremely crazy shit". In all those cases you are taking the adjective like "annoying" and using an adverb "very" to intensify it (strengthen or weaken it.)
So when you say "bad-ass" you are actually saying "really bad" ("bad" in this case means cool). And so "bad" is an adjective, and "ass" is an intensifier.

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Okay, thanks. You're right, "ass" is used as an adverb to modify the adjective. I never thought of it like that before.

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Glad I could help.

The More You Know...
https://media.tenor.com/ERa47gPVan8AAAAC/the-more-you-know.gif

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Interesting, both “bad” and “ass” are befitting…

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Rofl! I love it!

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Bitch, please!

BOTH sexes will do stupid shit because they are desperate to be social media famous!

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.BwUTXh0UeJal7yjCgXtqqAHaEp?pid=ImgDet&rs=1
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/b7/73/b2/b773b270c31d52c3f87293de23c77bcc.jpg

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This ^

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That does not compare to the wonderful treat I gave your eyes.

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If the dangling girl is for real, she was doing somethinging far more dangerous than your guy was!

But she wasn't being nearly as sexy.

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Maybe if she was holding a lightsaber or something. Ben Kenobi was always dangling off ledges too.

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Let's not make this a competition, let's call them BOTH idiots!

Plus the guy who was holding onto that fool girl.

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could have broken his neck

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Or lost his family jewels

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Nordic Icelandic men don't fear anything...not even death. They look forward to the day they can drink pints of ale with their God in the majestic halls of Valhalla.

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A bit of fear is helpful, fear keeps us alert and alive in traffic and out on the street corner.

Are there any Nordic Icelandic men still breathing?

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Relax, take it easy. Yankee men have great qualities too. For example...if I ever needed something fancy ordered at Starbucks or a crime to be recorded on a cell phone an American guy would be the first one I hit up.

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TALKING TO THE WRONG AMERICAN,CHONGO...SHOGUN IS NO TWITTER LATTE...MANY OF US ARE NOT.

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Are we not allowed to make jokes on this site?

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WHO SAID THAT?😐

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God I really want to say something right now to put you in your place but ever since the sad sob story I can't bring myself to argue with you anymore. Haven't you noticed the change in attitude in the last few replies?

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PUT ME IN MY PLACE?...MY PLACE IS KING OF THE HILL...AND I AM AREADY AT THE PEAK,BABE.😘

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Okay but you're this guy.

https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEIQ3BP

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NO...I AM TALLER,BUFFER AND BETTER LOOKING...I AM ALSO SMARTER,FUNNIER AND NAILING YOUR MOM.💋

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Cmon man...distasteful mom jokes? You're better than this. The old me would've said.."Distasteful mom jokes? I can totally understand why your wife hides in the bedroom from you all the time." I won't though because I've grown.

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SHE ISN'T HIDING...I AM...IN THE ATTIC.😘

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Sob story? Is this something I want to hear?

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Yeah! What’s a latte? 😀

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I am relaxed…but I have an aluminum baseball bat within reach so tell me to ‘relax’ again.

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🙂

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Relax?

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I am relaxed.
This is how I relax.

Calm down.

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Relax.

Somebody had to say it!

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Relax.

Somebody had to say it!

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Where's the science? This guy seems like an extreme, possibly intoxicated version of Joanna Jinton, with axes, since she takes an ice bath every morning in a frozen lake.

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Gigantic man...tiny puddle...high altitudes...freezing conditions...gravity.

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He’ll be a big slimy red stain on a huge rock sooner or later if he keeps it up with this sort of foolish behavior.

Some folks say we’re all going to die, I disbelieve in that horseshit but there’s no reason to stomp on the gas pedal.

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Duh.

🤨

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