Porn name generator.
I get "Buck Hazard". Lame.
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Hey, I'm Kelli Anne Lix. How YOU doin', big boy?😘
shareYou're a girl?! Thought you were a dude this whole time.
shareAnd I thought you were a girl!!!
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Stratego is NOT a girl. She is a WOMAN! And what a woman! Rrrrrowwlll!!
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"Girl you'll be a woman soon"
shareLol at the scene when Mia Wallace overdoses on heroin.
share“F-ck you Lance, answer”
“Are you talking to me on a cellular phone? I don’t know you, I’m hanging up the phone , prank caller, prank caller”
"So, I'm supposed to stab her 3 times???? "
"No, you don't gotta fucking stab her three times! You gotta stab her once, but it's gotta be hard enough to break through her breastplate into her heart, and then once you do that, you press down on the plunger."
xD!!!!
Lol back when I was in college I was drunk as hell but there was this chick who passed out and as these two people were trying to help her up to get her into the car to take her to the hospital I jump right in the middle and go “stop right there, I know exactly what to do, this ODing bitch needs a shot of adrenaline” , they didn’t think it was funny
sharelol. They probably thought you were creepy.
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Ask her sometime about her basement.
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