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Society will never see a roll of toilet paper the same way again...


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IF YOU FILL THE TP TUBE WITH HAIR GEL AND SLIDE YOUR PENI....NEVERMIND.

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"Like this one time in band camp....."

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LMAO...NAILED IT.

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LOL!

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Oh, we who are adults right now will never look at toilet paper the same way again, but society as a whole will go back to taking it for granted.

In as little as ten years, teenagers will be rolling their eyes at parents who regard toilet paper as precious substance, that ought to be used as sparingly and delicately as gold leaf.

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😄 That is so true.

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I've always tried to buy the largest package of TP available, even when it was just me. I hope buying the quantity makes it the best price, and I don't have to keep going back to the store every few weeks. I hope if I make it to Target during senior hour in the morning on Wednesday I can buy a big pack but I'll have to see if it's there. The two times I've been there in the afternoon the area is empty. Who knows what they are stocking these days?

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Buying in quantity is an excellent plan (coronavirus aside), if you have the space to store things. Sounds like you do, which is great.

I hope your Target will have restocked Wednesday morning. You could call ahead and see if specifically the toilet paper will be replenished by then. A few days ago I saw a video someone shot of a Costco with toilet paper stacked 5'+ high, and double aisles.

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All of George Costanza's dreams are coming true...we may get that toilet paper museum.

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Google "reusable toilet paper".

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I don't want to even think about reusable toilet paper 😄

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Use material that is non-sticky as in plastic or garbage bags.

low-density polyethylene

Trash bags are made from low-density polyethylene (LDPE), which is purported to be flexible, soft, airtight and waterproof. At times, to provide strength to the bags, high-density polyethylene (HDPE) is also used.

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Uh, no thanks 😳

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You'll get used to p-ethylene in no time.

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Again, no thanks.

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Ok.

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Nope. Hell no.

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You're not used to change. You have to adapt yourself to changing world environment.

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No, I'm not used to using plastic to spread shit all over my ass.
Nope. Not happening.

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you're supposed to scoop it. Here's another idea: Wear gloves during the defecation process then... idk where i was going with this one.

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Lol

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No thanks.

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I’m getting a bidet installed before the next panic-demic.

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While walking my dog yesterday, we came upon an empty bidet box. Just littered there. Perhaps the bidet panic has already begun.

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But what happens if we then have a water shortage? LOL.

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Water is H2O. Two hydrogen, one oxygen. About 71 percent of the Earth's surface is water-covered, and the oceans hold about 96.5 percent of all Earth's water. Desalination is a process that removes dissolved minerals (including but not limited to salt) from seawater.

https://i.ibb.co/HxMG0R5/heart-like-water-purifier-actual-so-simple.jpg

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That's why I have lots of bottled water in my basement "bunker". I like to be prepared.

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Rappers flexing toilet paper instead of paper money.

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And here we all thought it was funny when Andy went into the towel blackmarket while he was in Mexico. Little did we know what our near futures would hold.

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God's Sickest Plan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0Ryo6HcOys

The last few minutes is a Mad Max "Last Roll" parody.

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