I strolled into my local fast food repository and asked for my usual cheese burger and a chocolate shake delux combo meal and she said “we have some very nice salads and those come with your choice of dressing” so I asked for the manger right then and there
shareThat never happened 🙂
shareI saw David Letterman do it in the early 90s does that count
sharethat sounds more like it.
shareDidn’t buy it for a second ?
shareI don't see fast food places pushing the salads.
shareWhat about if I said it was an Applebee’s
shareI am still not buying it.
Did you read this about the Oilers
https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/andrew-ference-suggests-oilers-party-culture-wasted-final-seasons-155913084.html
McDonald's UK does. The Jamie Oliver effect 🙄
shareclearly overstepped her bounds, the veggie mongering 'unt.
shareI dont ask for firings, I do it myself! Why just today an employee at Target asked me if I needed any help, I shouted "Do I look lost, do I look stupid?"
Then I fired him right there, tossed a Molotov cocktail at his face and laughed as the fire consumed him.
Serves them right!
shareI'm not judging or anything... but is that not a lil' bit extreme? I mean, really, how can somebody has the heart to ask if a customer needed any help.
shareGood thing this didn't go down in a small town or everyone would have heard about it except for all the good people here. It's our little secret.
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*low sweeping bass sound*
*obligatory drone shot over a city*
"A year ago, she was fired."
*sound of a firearm cocked*
"Now, she's back to return fire."
*another low sweeping bass*
THE CLERK LADY
Available on Netflix
I would watch this
The drone shots sold me
Will there be lens flare 'cuz I freakin' love lens flare;)
"Keep the change you filthy animal." - Home Alone (1990)
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I 110% believe you.
shareIt's actually funny you should mention that because the other day I had a similar experience when I ordered a pizza. The pizza guy was supposed to arrive at 6:00 as specified but he arrived at 6:02. I wasn't having that so I demanded to speak to his employer and have him fired. He pulled out a gun and said "You're not speaking to no one, motherfucker!"
I knocked the gun out of his hand and he ran back to his pizza van and started to speed away. I got into my car and we had a massive car chase. Eventually I managed to ram him off the road and off a cliff where the van exploded.
THE END
LMFAO over here!
😎
They were doing you a favor..
You must need a little trim on the waistline.