Please


Stop saying:

Chim-en-ey

Ath-a-lete

and Real-a-tor

It's Chimney, Athlete, and Realtor.

Thank you in advance.

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How about folks who say "ax" for ask?? I also get annoyed when people say "plice" instead of po-lice.

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It is what it is...

Oh, yeah? What if it isn't what it is?

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It's never what it is in my experience.

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Well, you know what I always say, sometimes.

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It is what it is but it ain't what it looks like.

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JFK used to say Cuber

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Can we just all agree to never intrude an R into words that have none? No more warshing in Warshington.

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Is arsehole ok? Sounds somewhat better than a_shole. 😬

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I kind of like that one actually. Some might call it a distinct word.

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Some dialects, mostly in the British Isles pronounce it that way.

ORIGIN
Old English Γ¦rs, of Germanic origin; related to Dutch aars and German Arsch.

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I remember when Draco Malfoy joked that Neville's remembrall didn't help him to "remember not to fall on his fat arse" in the first Harry Potter film.

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Some might call it the correct use of English, which it is.

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I am guilty of putting the R into warshing and warter. I have no idea where it comes from. My family does it but no one else. It’s funny because it sounds so right to me and I actually have to think to spell the words correctly.

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The Brits say woter, Americans say wader... but WARTER??

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I'm brit and I pronounce it wartah

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It's the Boston accent. You know, "pahk the cah. They leave the R out when it's there, and apparently use it in words that don't have it.

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And then there's the Presidential yuge.

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In Eastern Canada they can't pronounce "th" for some reason. So 'three dollars' sounds like 'tree dollars'.

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Isn't that the French Canadians?

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French Canadians do it but I was referring to the Eastern province of Newfoundland.

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There are areas of the upper mid-west where the vowels 'o' and 'u' are 2-7 syllables, depending on application.

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I'd like a couple of examples, if you would be so kind. I live in the Upper Midwest and I can't figure out what you're talking about.

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I remember a PA recording, Appleton airport, I believe, warning folks not to park in the red zone (maybe it was the white zone) 'Or your car will be tooowed' with the 'o' having at least twice, maybe 3 or 7 times the duration I'd consider usual and a double pitch change (start low, rise one octave and return to starting pitch). That's just one example. It's a kinda sing-songy, reciting the vowels-type thing.
Variants of this accent or dialect exist from 'Da UuuPeee' of Michigan to parts of the Dakotas and North and South of the border.
Not homogeneous in coverage, seems to be rare in larger metro areas like Detroit, Milwaukee, Madison, etc.

https://www.wikihow.com/Do-a-Wisconsin-Accent

Interesting article here, but I always heard "Up North" as 'Up Nort'. Hey! I proved myself partially wrong. That's a monosyllabic U.

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Well, it must be because I've lived mostly in big cities as I can't recall hearing anything like this. I'm not doubting you - just haven't encountered it. I wonder if some of it dates from the large German and Scandinavian immigrants when this part of the country was being settled. Plenty of original settlers never learned English. Their communities printed newspapers in their native languages, also church services were held in their native tongue. WWI finally pushed people to learn English for obvious reasons.

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Yes, there seemed to be a large segment of Nordic ancestry and a good smattering of Teutonic folk, more than a few Hessian turned farmer, I'd think.

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That makes me think of Mayor Quimby from The Simpsons when he talks about "Chowdah" instead of Chowder!

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Not sure if it happens in the USA but some Aussies have a bad habit of saying somethink instead of something. Where the fuck did they get that from?

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The whole up-talk thing seems to have come from the Aussies.

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What's up-talk?

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On the show Roswell, Liz Parker, played by Shiri Appleby, used to talk about her "stronk feelinks" for the Jason Behr character. She's American I believe, an LA girl. I always thought she talked super weird.

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Aluminium.
Herb.

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Indeed πŸ‘

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"I could care less". Finish the fucking sentence then as it makes no sense otherwise.

"I could care less, but I don't" is about how it should be.

The correct way is to say "I couldn't care less".

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I assume you mean the 'h' should be pronounced?

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Yes. Heard it loads of times on US shows being pronounced 'erb'.

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Or "erbal tea". Unless you're French, I don't get it.

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Or Jamaican.

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Well, okay, I'm willing to make an exception for Jamaicans.

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That is how I have always heard it pronounced. We pronounce a number of words with a silent "H", like honest and hour.

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How about vee-hee-cle?

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Yes, some people pronounce it that way. Most run the first two syllables very closely together.

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In British English the H is pronounced in American English it is not.

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I've only ever heard vee-he-cle on American TV. Nobody in Britain says this. It's ve-ikle.

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Knew-clear ! not Knew-cue-lurr 😠

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It would really be great if that was the worst thing W did though.

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I am still not over noo-Q-ler for nuc-Le-ar from the W. Bush era.

Aw, DirtyBarry beat me to it.

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It runs deep for a lot of us πŸ˜‰

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'erbs πŸ‘Ž

Herbs πŸ‘

If you're not French, it's HERBS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbie

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Also in the north of England....it isn't a chimblee it's a chimney.
In the South you should ask for something not arst for it.
There is no such word as Pacifically no matter how precisely you say it.

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Thank you

Pacifically was the first one that popped into my head. Also Lieberry. It's a library.

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Oh I hate Pacifically and Lieberry.

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I am really thankful I've never heard "chimblee." That's awful.

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