Movies you had a mistaken concept of, but don't even know why - General Discussion Discussion

[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Sorcerer

For me it was the title.
For years I thought it about some fantasy wizard movie.

Naked Lunch.
For obvious reasons.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Arrival (2016) - I thought it was going to be like The Day the Earth Stood Still (1951)

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Mission Impossible.

Wasn't really impossible was it?

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

At least it's not Mission Walk in the Park...

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

True but they could have come up with a middle ground.

Mission It's Going to be Kind of Difficult but I'm Tom Cruise so Think About It...I Mean Seriously
You Know I'll Succeed.

Something like that.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

That should have been on the movie poster
I was honestly not worried for Tom one bit

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

That's what I'm saying.

With A title like that they could have least had it star somebody like Eddie Murphy.
Making a Good Movie...Mission Impossibe.

What about the Never Ending Story?
Pretty sure it ended.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

LOL!!
'In a world where Eddie still makes good movies...' Its just too 'impossible' to imagine:)

As a funny comedian (I wish i recalled his name) said...
'How can there be a Neverending Story 2...the first one didnt end yet?
Might have been Jim Gafigan..?

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Of course he did.
No more originality. Now I'm taking somebody else's bit.

Napoleon Dynamite.
I thought it was a war movie where they blew up the little fella.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Loved Napolean Dynamite and i
wish i could have voted for Pedro but im in a different high school now:)

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Bout time for you to run.
I'll be your campaign manager.

#shogunsawinner
and obviously booze at every dance. Just in case. " ;)

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Me and Diane are real busy out behind the Tasty Freeze...not runnin' for office got my hand between her knees;)

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Yes!!!
I hear ya, life goes on right?

That's back when groovin was groovin.
Good times.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

'Well its time to go home and i aint even done with the night'
-Mellencamp (American regular dude poet)

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

You're the type that fights authority I can tell.
Sorry to tell you authority always wins.

Best if you go home to your little pink house
and curl up in your rumble seat.

You don't believe me then check it out.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Authority is overrated man
We ARE the authority
🎶Well i wont back down, no i wont back down, you can stand me up at the gates of hell but i wont back down🎶
*sorry to switch artists but this oldie seemed fitting;)

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

As usual well played.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Coming from you that is a big compliment my friend
Thanks

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

Mission Is Possible

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

That would work.
People would have still watched it.

Unstoppable

We all knew it would stop eventually.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

The Neverending Story... ended.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Sadly it did...i was pumped for that joint to go on forever!

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Exactly.

Cloverfield had no clover or crimson for that matter.
I'm not even sure it had a field.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

There was exactly zero clover and field in that film!!!
Class action lawsuit...im just spitballing here..?

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Works for me.
The ultimate in false advertising.

Other than Reservoir Dogs.
Not one little cut adorable puppy in that whole movie.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Such a let down!
I expected 100 minutes of frolicking pups and what do i get for my ticket..?
A bunch of dummies gut shooting each other!
WTH Hollywood?
#moneybackyo
#malarckey
Im working on my # skills this week so forgive me

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

It's a good start.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Now youre just being nice;)

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Even hownos started somewhere.

Now look at him. He was just a little acorn and now he's a mighty oak.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

A grand leafy fellow he is!
If only someday i can reach the heights of my favorite Canadian accountant🌳🌳

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

He's a good kid.

Just keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

thank you - I think

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Youre welcome-i suppse

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

you have a storm coming your way - stay safe

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Yeah
Cars in garage, supplies in...now we wait
Probably a wimp storm compared to some of yours

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

Just priming you to be the Dean when the time comes.

You're almost there.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I need a lot more work. Assistant Dean is fine.

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Assistant Dean Lord High Executioner has a nice ring to it

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

You're too modest.
You need A LOT more work than that.

You have to have people love and hate you at the same time.
You have to be able to talk shit but still be there to pick up the pieces.
You have to be able to mindlessly rant about things that only
you what you're talking about but still make some sort of sense.
You have to try to reply to everybody even it's a bunch of BS but
not just one word responses.

You're Canadian so you'll have to overcome that but I know you
can do it.

^^This^^ is an example of what you'll need to do.
It's called friendly fire.

You'll also have to watch a lot more movies.
Shutting a Michael Haneke movie off after 20 minutes is not
an option anymore.

Yonker guy will be here for you if you fall.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

There's no way I can be that creative - I just don't have it.
I just finished Knife in the Water which was average.

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[–] godewey (16472) 6 years ago

You sell yourself short.
You have a great sense of humor.
Just let it out more.

You're a Canadian hockey playing accountant for cryin out loud.
It doesn't get better than that.
Maurice "the rocket" Richard and Gordie Howe would be proud.

At least you watched it.
I thought it was well done.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

Well I guess this might be somewhat related because I was mistakenly thinking you were talking about The Arrival, with Charlie Sheen.

I was going to ask about that movie when I realized I was confused.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

The Arrival (1996) might have been better than Arrival (2016)

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[–] db20db (16375) 6 years ago

Got to admit I enjoyed The Arrival as well; damned good entertainment ! Have seen it more than once.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

an underrated sci-fi.

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[–] Chomsky89 (339) 6 years ago

Shaving Ryan's Privates

For some reason, I was sure it was a war movie

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

I skipped it
But i assume there was plenty of fighting

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

On Golden Blondes
There was nary a single crusty grandpa nor a fishing trip to speak of
I was really confused...perhaps i missed volume 1?

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[–] db20db (16375) 6 years ago

Prometheus !

I had no idea it was a prequel to Alien and was severely disappointed at the ending.

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[–] Padeen (6459) 6 years ago

I loved Prometheus! It was Alien: Covenant that I was let down by.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

Covenant was so dull. Too bad Ridley ditched the idea of doing an actual Prometheus sequel, I think Fox told him to just make a generic Alien flick or they wouldn't finance it, so he had to.

It's pretty silly, too, because Prometheus made good money and had a strong fan base. Covenant flopped.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Wait,how come Harry missed this?
I think he's losing it.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

Perhaps he finally decided to move on... Although it would be very recent, because he was trying to resurrect the Prometheus debate quite a bit about a month ago.

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

Nah,he'll never move on,it's been what 5 and a half years? I reckon he just missed it!
He's slipping I tell you.

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[–] db20db (16375) 6 years ago

I didn't say I disliked the entire film, just the ending.

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[–] Wint3rFir3 (6931) 6 years ago

Maybe Chronicle. I don't even remember what I thought it was supposed to be about, but when I watched I remember thinking 'Okay it's good, but this is not what I was expecting and I don't know why.'

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[–] [email protected] (5530) 6 years ago

"The Way We Were" Thought it was going to be a movie told in flashbacks. It should've been "This is the Way We Are and at the End of the Movie, You'll See How We End UP."

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[–] ShogunofYonkers (72942) 6 years ago

Thats a way better title
But you may be too honest for Hollywood

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[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

The Forgotten (2004) - I thought it was a missing child/mental illness movie - it went way in another direction.

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[–] actionkamen (23176) 6 years ago

I think Split was the most confusing movie concept recently.

At first I thought it would be a chick flick + kidnapping thriller hybrid. Wait, it was a psychological thriller. Turns out it was a supernatural horror. But not really, it was actually a superhero movie. What?

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[–] RussellNash (2087) 6 years ago

Deliverance (1972).

Someone had told me it was a sequel to "Smokey and the Bandit"... 🤔

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 6 years ago

That's hilarious!

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[–] RussellNash (2087) 6 years ago

I began to suspect that something was wrong during the infamous Ned Beaty scene...