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My facebook status in 1980

posted 6 years ago by janelsenor (2042)
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Just saw the new Star Wars, and it's total garbage! They RUINED Luke and they RUINED Star Wars! First Luke abandons his friends because a ghost told him to, then he dismisses the ghost's warnings to go save them? Then they retcon his parentage and he LOSES? What happened to writing endings?! The whole Cloud City subplot is just pointless and a SJW excuse to introduce a black character who is in command (also, Leia is a captain now? WTF feminists?!). And don't get me started on Boba Fett. Total letdown after all that buildup.

Overall the whole thing was riddled with poor attempts at humor (even Darth Vader has one-liners TOTALLY KILLING THE MOOD) and huge plot holes. They don't even tell us the Emperor's backstory. Just save your $2.50 and don't even bother!

[–] PresidentAckbar (1289) 6 years ago

haha lolz

but seriously you know its against the law to disparage the OT.

[–] Ziggy (1533) 6 years ago

Love it!

[–] Cheepshooter (672) 6 years ago

Holy shit, this is good. This is exactly it, right here.

[–] RussellNash (2087) 6 years ago

We have all tasted our own medicine and it was bitter! 😢

[–] [deleted] 6 years ago

I don't know. I think it was pretty well received at the time.

However, I think the coolest thing would be to travel back in time, get into a car and drive by the multiplex yelling "DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER" to a crowd waiting to get in on opening night.

[–] ILJtheFirst (1928) 5 years ago

LOL dick move of the century. Way back in the day, everybody was completely blown away by that revelation.

[–] furiousstyles (4359) 6 years ago

Brilliant Jan !!!!!!!

[–] TiaTamaragohomee (91) 5 years ago

Not even close to the same thing. Nice try the new movies are garbage mostly though.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

Its exactly the same thing .
wake up and smell the movie-poop-shoot .com

[–] Martoto (4178) 5 years ago

"Same thing" as what?

Nobody mentioned the new movies until you did.

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

I think what TiaTamaragohomee meant was:
"Your parody rant is not the same as the hate filled bile that modern Star Wars fans pour all over modern Star Wars movies"

Whereas to me it is an excellent illustration of how any film can get the 2019 Disney Star wars scorn treatment.
i.e if Empire Strikes Back was released today the OP's post is exactly the reception it would get.
Because Star Wars "fans" are literally never happy.

They wont be happy until they see a Star Wars film that fills their souls with awesomeness the same way Episode 4 did when they first saw it when they were 7 years old . This , of course , is impossible and will never happen.

...unless they smoke a couple of joints first maybe and learn to chill the fuck out.

[–] TexasJack (12515) 5 years ago

Now that you mention it, I never understood the reason for Boba Fett's popularity.

[–] GreenGoblinsOck8 (7402) 5 years ago

TexasJack, it's mainly because he looks cool. But yeah. He seriously is on screen in both Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi maybe 2 minutes at the most. LOL!

[–] TexasJack (12515) 5 years ago

His armor and helmet are pretty cool. It was one of the good points of the prequels that they used the same design for the clonetrooper armor and helmet.