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Armie is a gay name


Armand is too, but at least he didn't pick that one, his parents did.
I guess he's fine with a gayer version of an already gay name, maybe Hammer sounds too tough for his sensibility.

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Hammer is a badass though so it cancels out Armie.

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If my last name was Hammer, I would name any son that I had - War. (Or at least Warren, so we could shorten it to War)

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If they'd called him 'Sledge' he'd be president by now.

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Zing !

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Dick Hammer should be his porn star name.

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My guess is its taken although I am far too afraid to check google and see.

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Good idea

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Yeah but so is Navie, and Air Forcie is even gayer !

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He looks like a Marinie or a Sealie.

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I'm sure your dad enjoyed screaming it as he was railed.

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You do know who his great grandfather was?

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Another asshole with a gay name like him?

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Armand Hammer one of worlds most successful business tycoons at the time. Armie is probably proud to carry on his name.

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So successful I've never heard of him.

Also, I bet this old one never dreamed of going by "armie".
Also, fuck 'em both in their ears.

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Hardly his fault you're ignorant.

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Hardly my fault he's nobody I should give two rat's fucks about.

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How would you know - you didn't even know who the hell he was?

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That's how I know.

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In theory, it should be a macho name because of the army homophone.

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Yeah but then you see how it's spelled and it goes from macho to macho man.

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