KOWALSKI action figures!
Taking into account his immense popularity on this board, who can we procure to manufacture and distribute KOWALSKI action figures? Would this require a Go-Fund-Me startup?
I know I would like one to keep on my desk at work to constantly remind me to visit this site. Or I could glue one to the dashboard of my car. Once the marketing momentum starts building, would a comic book and/or bio-pic be far behind?