Just showed up here and cant wrap my head around how these bozos accomplished so much colonization and shit back in the day?!?
Bunch of annoying, hardcore alcoholic, retards, who are obsessed with soccer, the gayest of all gay organized sports...
Bunch of annoying
hardcore alcoholic
retards
who are obsessed with soccer
the gayest of all gay organized sports...
yeah football is pretty gay too, i dont watch that shit but enjoy watching the serious injuries that happen due to the violence. those soccer foot fairys will twist their vagina then cry about it like little fruits. in football u will at least see someone get rocked so bad that they will suffer life long issues because of it. USA USA USA!!!! ๐บ๐ธ
shareRugby beats American football. Similar game but none of the protection.
I agree that our footy players are cry babies.
Rugby players are the opposite, they have bloody heads bandaged up, and they just get straight back into the game.
Also, the French and Dutch, Spain and Portugal too, were just as prevalent at conquering as the Brits .... what's your ancestry?
Get your facts straight, it's football, not soccer
shareThere is already a Murican sport called football that is both more violent and badass than that gay ass sport of "soccer". USA is number one, we dont care what anyone else calls that dumb sport, IT IS SOCCER!! USA USA USA!!! MURICAAAAA!!!!! ๐บ๐ธ ๐ซก
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Everywhere we went, people liked our accents so much they invited us to stay.
Egg wetter gree.
lol
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Us โYanksโ do seem to love the various English accents though many of them are so tough to understand it becomes almost a joke.
My Sonny boy and I watch a Brit TV series on YouTube all the time called The Worldโs Most Evil Killers, which in itself is a very humorous name. โThis guy killed four people in armed robberies but that other guy stalked and brutalized nine college kidsโฆโ
Is there a scientific, calibrated โevilometerโ used to decide which murderer is most evil?
Anyway, most of the time the lawyers, former cops, witnesses and journalists etc. are from all over England and Iโll be damned but I only understand every third word.
My son and I love the various Brit accents and frequently try to mimic them (with mixed results.)
Amongst the reasons was the Sally Forth Factor !
Sure they are a nation of hardcore alcoholics but their beer is pretty good and as far as whisky goes, nothing beats Scotch. If an army has access to good booze, they can achieve anything.
sharebooze is a drug used to subdue and control the lower working classes. so yes giving the cuckholded army men booze is a good move to placate their fears of dying for another's cause.
Rich and powerful people don't need that bullshit tho. When Pablo Escobar and his druglord cronies would party there was almost no booze around. Only small amounts of marijuana and huge amounts of high end prostitutes ๐ค
The Brits invented Baseball, one of USA's most popular sports.
The answer to your question lies in comparing the Great Britons list and the USA all time greats list. Brits have more and greater great persons in their history. Your USA all time list has G. Washington as your best ever person. Who is not even the best president of all time.
wtf are u talking about? Sports are lame only fat out of shape alcoholics watch that shit... USA is the engine of technological growth for the past couple centuries. We have freedoms ur brits could only dream about. Freedom of speech, freedom to protect yourself and your family with powerful guns. U bozos can't even have a knife or fucking pepper spray ๐ U guys still pay taxes to support a spoiled useless pedophile royal family for God sakes, what a joke ๐คฃ
George Washington was a fucking gangster badass ๐บ๐ธ๐ซก he risked his comfortable life and livelihood to fight against old fashioned monarchy and helped bring forth a new age, were freedoms and liberty lies in the hands of the common man. Better than any brit in history...
Nikola Tesla: a Serbian immigrant came to USA to change the world with his revolutionary technology not the UK. UK has been irrelevant for centuries. If it wasn't for us, you bozos would be speaking German right now instead of Murican botched with that gay accent...
Just because US beer tastes like watered-down piss, and your 'macho' athletes need to wear tights and protective helmets to play their version of FOOTBALL, there's no need for your lame projection.
I'm no patriot. There are plenty of assholes, or to put in my vernacular, *wankers*, in my country, but I do have a problem with people who feel compelled to put *other people's* countries down. It's my right as a Brit to disparage the chinless, inbred, hoity-toity, smug, supercillious colonialist dipshits who populate the UK, but when *you* do it, it's called xenophobia. Stick to putting down your *own* nation.
your "logic" fascinates me, you start off saying that american beer and sports are bad.
then say nobody can disparage another countries people or it's "xenophobia" (it's not by the way) but if you do, it's ok.
having a negative opinion about another country isn't "xenophobic"
Yes, I'll admit I contradicted myself in my own post. Even before I posted it, I noted the hypocrisy.
But bear in mind that I wouldn't have said anything rude about Americans, if the OP hadn't been so rude about Brits. Maybe that makes me petty, but it's also fair.
FWIW, I don't even like beer, so I don't hold weak-tasting beer against the US. I was simply turning the OP's 'alcoholism' claim against them, although perhaps offering myself as an example of a teetotal Brit, would have been a better comeback.
And of course it's xenophobic to stereotype and disparage an entire nation.