State a movie as a 'pitch' and let us guess what movie it is - General Discussion Discussion

An elderly Elvis, still alive and residing in a Texas nursing home teams up an also still-living JFK (who has been dyed black) to stop an ancient Egyptian mummy from sucking the souls out the arseholes of the nursing home patients.

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[–] MonStar (11636) 4 years ago

Bubba Ho-Tep (2002)

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[–] jriley555 (7048) 4 years ago

man has interesting hobbies of: killing people, writing letters, making puzzles, evading capture

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Zodiac

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[–] jriley555 (7048) 4 years ago

check

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Wish they caught him.

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[–] jriley555 (7048) 4 years ago

i'd put his age as late 70s now, perhaps a few years either way.

don't think they ever got a DNA match off some they recovered from the stamps.

he must have either died or shut it down and stayed out of trouble.

wonder if geneological DNA will ever pinpoint the guy, assuming that IS the guy,
rather than a dupe or accomplice. even so, that would be a big clue.

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (20466) 4 years ago

Bad times force a group of friends to look for a holy beverage container.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Monty Python & the Holy Grail

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[–] Mrmojo4700 (20466) 4 years ago

I could be that or Excalibur (1981) so you got it. 👍

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[–] zeesha (1756) 4 years ago

A serial killer escapes his execution by diverting the crowd's attention to group sex.

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

it almost sounds like the ending to The Perfume, but i don't remember him being a serial killer.

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[–] zeesha (1756) 4 years ago

Yes, that's it. Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006)

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[–] [deleted] 4 years ago

Now that i think about it he does kill a few girls in that one. So your pitch was correct. Not a bad movie.