have you ever been in love

I always assumed you loved halo

There's a woman who wants to marry her chandelier. Maybe I'll marry my bookcase.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN9CjAfo5n0

But aren't there a lot of people in China???

Unfortunately yes.

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T53JYxg_DM

Thankfully, no.

Sure. In retrospect, it's a bizarre and helpless feeling. The women I was in love with were women I was never with for any appreciable time. Sometimes after we split up, I realized I liked someone much more than I thought I did.