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Only a fool would say definitely "there is no guns"


There, I said it.

Oh, and also...
Am I the only one who is OK with god?

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God and Guns made 'Murica great...M'kayyy..

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Do You Remember Life before God...or guns? ;)

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Lol. Or buns, or puns, or hugs...

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I only remember the guns and buns
Never Forget:(

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I don't remember a thing before Friday night.

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Youre doing it right

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:(

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I guess we had a little too much fun at lunch?

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Wait until after tommorow night...it's going to be a blast...for me,at least😉

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What, we're not invited???

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Check my "dear raiders",Stratego...you are ALL invited😉

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All right. We're gonna have so much fun, I promise you! We're gonna play Snollebollekes all night long!

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I don't know what it is,but...let's PARTY.

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Oh, dewey and I will show you and I can guarantee that you'll become a fan as well!

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Copy that,Stratego...looking forward to it😉

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But, did he respect you in the morning? Such a cute little Yoda!

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I woke up all alone Saturday morning with nothing but yellow feathers in my bed. Is that a good thing???

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Where's Big Bird? Anyone?

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I hope you will look back on these days over the coming years
and have fond memories of our short but stimulating time together.

You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration

Lunch ?
So strange, I know I ate lunch but I can't remember a damn thing.
It must have been incredible. I'm sure it was the best EVER. (lunch of course) Good cheese though.

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I don't remember a thing either, so it must've been fantastic.

Unfortunately, I don't think this partnership to take over the world is going to work out. It's time to go our seperate ways.

"Near, far, wherever you are,
I believe that the heart does go ooooon"

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LOL! I know he feels like “the king of the world”, but did he respect you before finding the yellow feathers? Maybe it wasn’t the cute little Yoda going commando; maybe it was Big Bird who won your affections. 🤔 Hmm....but then again maybe little Yoda went commando on Big Bird and that’s why you have feathers. But, what did dewey do with his cute little Yoda?

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Well, that last scenario certainly sounds like something that would tickle my fancy. But alas, I simply don't remember. Maybe dewey has a video of it?

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There's always a video. ;)

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I posted the video on Birdporn.com.

It has 37 views as of now. 36 of those views are me.

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Ha! 😱😬😂. I’ve drank more water in the last two days than I have all week! I’m choking....from laughter... My husband always knew I was some place else, but he is positive now I’m gone. Went over the edge....

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"For she is a fair maiden, fairest lady of a house of queens"

Alas, I knew this day would soon be upon us.
I knew I would never be able to compete with the essence of your nobility.
I consider myself fortunate to have even been thought of to sand and clean your clogs.
I humbly accept your crumbs.

I must now go forward and live my life in the cruelest of worlds.
Alone yes but much richer for the experience.

“Under loves heavy burden do I sink"

I also realize If you're loved by someone, you're never rejected.
So I figure at least I got that going for me.

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Well, that's disappointing. I definitely expected you to be more distraught...

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Oh thank mod. I'm so glad you said that.
I was trying to be strong . For you of course.

I'm actually a complete wreck. I've been dumped many times before
but never by somebody of your caliber. This one will take some time.

The tears on my pillow bespeak the pain that's in my heart.

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I understand your pain. I felt the same way when I got dumped by IMDb2. Just drink your sorrows away like I did!

"I get knocked down, but I get up again.
You are never gonna keep me down."

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My dear sweet Stratego. I mean you no offense but you could hardly know
how I feel. You can't compare yourself to IMDb2.
You were dumped by a shit hole. I was dumped by an angel of the highest order.

I will of course continue to drink when I'm sad and when I'm happy for that matter.

"It's my destiny to be the king of pain"

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You're absolutely right. I do have a heavenly connection, I call for a mod and they respond immediately. The Eurythmics, however, do know how you feel:

"No one on earth could feel like this
I'm thrown and overflown with bliss
There must be an angel
Playing with my heart"

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I always knew there was something about you. I never knew
if you used your power for good or evil. As of now I still don't know.

If Annie can relate then I'm happy.
Juice also speaks what's in my heart.

"There'll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can't bind your heart"

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I'm glad you have found solace in corny, sappy love songs. I wish you well!

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I Prefer cheesy break up songs. It hurts too much to call them love songs.
The next logical step is ugly breakup songs. Let's hope it doesn't come
to that.

"But if you see me walking by,
And the tears are in my eyes,
Look away, baby, look away."

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I'll look away, dewey, I'll look away.

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I appreciate it.
In the name of the all powerful and great mod
what's left of my ego thanks you.

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'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all....sigh 🤕

“Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these, 'It might have been.”

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I lost another one.
I'm great at catching them just not so good at keeping them.
My loss yet again.

"And when I cry for me I cry for you
With tears of holy joy
For all the days still to come
And did I ever say I'd never play"

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You still have me, my cute little Yoda.

“Though nothing can bring back the hour

Of splendour in the grass, of glory in the flower,

We will grieve not, rather find

Strength in what remains behind,”


I never did find that strength. “Grief is the price we pay for love.”

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Wow! Are we ever off topic!

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You should know by now if you hang with me we will
always get off topic.
Usually in the strangest ways.
Good ways but always strange.

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Only a fool would say definitely "there is no guns"

I hope so, considering it would be "there ARE no guns"!!!

March of the Grammar Nazis, commence!

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Grammar Hitler didn't do nothing wrong!

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What about bows,this is very efficient weapon or BOW's😉

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I don't know about guns, but there is no spoon.

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There are FOUR lights!

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