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"Oy, I have such heartburn! I shouldn't of had the blintzes!"

😎

"Damn good coffee."

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We can't even look at you, dude. Don't you know whiteface is offensive?

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I get to choose the next picture. So, here it is:

https://postimg.org/image/yracgbgol/

Winner of the Mizery caption - godewey

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

It should work now. I've never played this game so maybe the picture is not interesting enough. Tell me if so, and I'll change it.

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 7 years ago

"Anyone for sushi?"

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

Haha, good one!

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

"So, I've been meaning to talk to you about leaving the toilet seat up"

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

Funny!

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

You won. 🏆

Your turn now.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Cool beans.

I want to thank the academy and the little people who made this moment possible.
You know who you are.

Now the fun part. I don't know that I've ever uploaded anything in my life.
Yeah I know. I still remember corded phones so deal with it.

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

Oh, too bad... I guess it's game over then.

Maybe Dazed can tell us what to do in this case.

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

Excellent!

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

"Knife to meet you...."

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

Clever play on words. 👍

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

"My chicken isn't cockadoodie raw, Gordon"

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

Another excellent caption. 👍

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[–] Stratego (29276) 7 years ago

"It slices, it dices, it never loses its edge! It's the amazing Ginsu knife!"

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

When I posted the image, I had something similar to this in mind. 👍

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[–] kspkap (13041) 7 years ago

In reference to Ted & Bill:
Hey you! You took my spot in the funeral home! Who do you think you are coming in here all sotted to the gills? Which one of you dudes brought her in here?

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[–] kspkap (13041) 7 years ago

He would definitely get a chuckle! He enjoyed reading about the wild, crazy incident in my long ago life.😳😜

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

LOL!!!
ksp this sounds vaguely familiar.

I still would have loved to have been a fly on the coffin to witness this.
As a good friend of ours would have said "Oh What a Night"

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[–] kspkap (13041) 7 years ago

You had to do it, didn't you? You had to put that tune back in my noggin! It's as bad as the ad on tv where "Getting To Know You" is sung through the whole ad. Grrr! I run for the remote as soon as it starts!

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

You know me well enough by now.
There is no possible way I'm letting an opportunity like this pass me by.

Welcome back.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

I have a stupid question. Are we to look for these images online? Or are we to screenshot them ourselves and upload them to the sites? Or both? /Ok, it was three stupid questions/

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

Alright. Thanks for clarifying!

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

What do I do now? Do I pick the winner?

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[–] Apis (1624) 7 years ago

Okay. After some consideration (yours came close second) I pick godewey's entrance.

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Oh man this is BULLSH..... Just kidding lol!

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[–] napsdufroid (2077) 7 years ago

Ok, while we're waiting, here's one...reaching far back...

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/8200000/Frankenstein-and-his-bride-halloween-8203559-500-317.jpg

(And BTW, Dazed, you do realize you're posting against what the demander says should be verboten, right?)

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[–] napsdufroid (2077) 7 years ago

Meantime, you can toss out a caption or two for this one if one occurs...then Dewey can jump in

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[–] [deleted] 7 years ago

"Just touch it....it belonged to Liam Neeson"

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[–] napsdufroid (2077) 7 years ago

Gonna be tough to top that one, Dazed. I love your twisted sense of humor!

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[–] Frogarama (12942) 7 years ago

Damn, you covered where I was going too.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

This randomly popped in my head at work today. I barely stopped myself from laughing in the face of a customer!

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

I saw that too, but you took it to a whole other level lol

Did I win a round? I found something, so I'm ready to post.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

Truer words haven't been spoken.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Woman was God's second mistake.

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 7 years ago

"YOUR HANDS … are so soft!"

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

We all know. 😉

" It only hurt first time, me still respect you morning" (spoken as Frankenstein of course)

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[–] kspkap (13041) 7 years ago

@Mr. Godewey:
I'm going to do an Arvinism: Frankenstein was the inventor, not the monster. BTW, did the monster have a name other than "it"?

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[–] Catbookss (13664) 7 years ago

I haven't read it for eons, but wasn't he referred to as "the creature"?

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[–] kspkap (13041) 7 years ago

I just checked and in the book Shelley didn't name him (it?) The populace does refer to him as The Creature. The Creature does say to its creator "I ought to be thy Adam." in the book.

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[–] napsdufroid (2077) 7 years ago

I think it was Irv...

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

You are correct.
Didn't even think about that.
BTW I think naps is correct.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

"... And then you slip him the $20."

I think Dazed pretty much has this one in the bag, but participating is half the fun, right? Right?

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

So, he didn't figure out the internets and he told you to go into the computer and ask it to make the picture?

"Revenge is best served fabulous"

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Sorry, I should have checked first.

You already know You'll always be my bitch.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

"So you're saying if the 3 of us were fatter you'd rake these leaves for me. "

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Love it.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Dazed should get this one.
I love that she stays topical with current events.

I almost went this way.

"This not banana , me glad see you"

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

New entry

https://1.bp.blogspot.com/_myX5Q4qMDhY/TJ7vemFYPMI/AAAAAAAAFvM/OWmbTZtRSS8/s640/hgjhgjg.jpg

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Nice !
I think we all share this sentiment. At least I do.

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

"See, you do get drunk faster with a straw."

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Good one.
Isn't it great when you can prove things to be true.
BTW it is a scientific fact.

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[–] kspkap (13041) 7 years ago

"Oh stop with the blowing noisy bubbles! We all heard your fart!"

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Ha! Good one.

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[–] kspkap (13041) 7 years ago

Did you judge the one with the guy drinking with a straw? I thought mine was fairly funny.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I had forgotten about this one.
I'm giving this one to you.

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[–] kspkap (13041) 7 years ago

Thank you! I've finally won at something. 🤗 If I didn't have bad luck....I wouldn't have any luck at all!

BTW, did you enjoy the video?

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

New thing:

https://media.salon.com/2015/08/They-Live.jpg

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

Dopey Dewey Piper.

Nice

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Look at Dazed and Mina, so funny.
Mina and Dazed are just too damn funny.

So hard to type because I'm laughing so hard.
Hi, We're Dazed and Mina and we are hysterical.

In the battle of wits you two fight unarmed.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

Yeah, the comedy duo of a lifetime.
You two are a regular Bert and Ernie.

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

No to Bert and Ernie but yes to Bony M or whatever that was.
The biggest duo in TV history. 40+ years and running.

(Shakes head and is still shaking head.)

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[–] db20db (16220) 7 years ago

" Elvis ? "

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

So, those glasses cover more than one conspiracy?

Good one!

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

"Is that really a pop-up version of the Kama Sutra?"

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

"Starring Liam Neeson?"

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[–] godewey (16472) 7 years ago

I almost said this but I didn't want to double dip.

I'm also glad I didn't have to explain this one to you. 😉

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[–] MinaVladimir (4077) 7 years ago

Leam Neeson would be proud he is a running joke on an Internet forum. I think that would make him either reconsider retirement or finaly take the plunge into adult entertainment /there is clearly a demand/.