US unemployment is the lowest in 50 years.
The unemployment rate stands at 3.5%, the lowest in a half-century, according to the latest figures released Friday by the Bureau of Labor Statistics. The last time it reached that level was December 1969.
Conventional economic thinking maintains that low unemployment signals the economy is robust and prospering on all fronts.
Top Democrats are fuming over this and are currently trying to get people to quit their jobs and get on welfare. One Democrat was overheard saying "We must get the unemployment rate over 15%."