Yes, 15 minutes of cartoon time (or just bad writing).
Obviously, the writer felt that a 30 minutes or 1 hour countdown would appear to the average movie going idiot as "big deal, that's not a short time! I can chug 3 cotton candy big gulps in that time!". So they fixed this by having the time set at 15 minutes (which, to be honest, is short even for the bad guys to leave the atomic blast area with a chopper).
Then, the same genius writer stuffed this 15 minutes with all that literally impossible crap for a respectable final showdown: he couldn't just have Hunt beat up the bad guy and grab the detonator, that's been done a million times.
So, before the beat up, he added a chase scene, but it had do be a chopper chase scene to be "Mission Impossible Original".
But that's also not extreme enough, so Hunt had to crash the chopper because he had no real weapons. And he had to actually steal the chopper, but that's too easy so he had to climb on it to steal it. And so on and so on, they could have kept adding more obstacles, like he had a sudden attack of diarrhea while climbing the rope, but they stopped already too late.
This, my friends, is HOW TO WRITE A BAD ACTION SEQUENCE.
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