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African nations in the World Cup are terrible.


No African side has ever made it to semi-final. Only 3 have made it to a quarter final and of those 3, none of them made it more than once. There's no excuse for this mediocrity.

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i blame coloniaism!

if white had not colonize then africa be world champion 10 time!

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All the best African players are poached by European countries and end up scoring against their own.

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Correct.

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they are not poach. there parent move there and players choose to play for new countrys in protest of white supremacys.

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Even USA have made it to a semi-final and at the time they thought they were in Uruguay for a game of Rugby! 😁

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I keep making fun of Canada for being shit, but at least that's only one country. The entire African continent should put their heads down in shame.

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Maybe Morocco will cause another upset?

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I'm predicting that it's going to be a 0-0 draw and Morocco is going to win it in penalties with Spain failing to score.

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Follow samoanjoes for more footballing punditry.

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Not sure why my post took 3 hours to send.

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Must be a time difference thing, eh?

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eh?

I appreciate your Canadian terms.

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One day I will post the story about why I call your country Canadia.

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I call your country Engerland. I don't know why, it just sounds funny.

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Engerlinge:
https://img.gartenjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/engerlinge-7.jpg

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Which one is male?

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At this stage of development, male and female Maybeetles (cockchafers) can hardly be distinguished.
Fully developed it can be seen by the antennae.
Females have 6 and males 7 lamellae on each antenna.

This one is an adult male Maybeetle:
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That's one ugly looking bug.

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That's a cute Maybeetle! ♥
Alas, they're very ravenously but so beautiful.
Maybeetles even appear in a children song.
Everybody here knows THAT song:

Maikäfer, flieg!
Dein Vater ist im Krieg.
Die Mutter ist in Pommerland.
Pommerland ist abgebrannt.
Maikäfer flieg!


For you in English:

Maybeetle, fly!
Your father is at war.
Mother is in Pomerania.
Pomerania burned down.
Maybeetle, fly!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exPaXtOhzmw
Modern, lighter version...with nice pics. 🌻​

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It was orginally Englaland.

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I’m predicting Bono will suddenly quit U2, have a facelift, claim to be Moroccan and save three penalties against Spain!

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They are improving.

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The teams are getting better, but they're still not getting far.

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"Money makes the World go round." ⚽​

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I would think the oil-rich Muslim Sheiks, Emirs, Sultans et al would contribute to other Muslim countries' soccer programs to make them successful, to show the world they are the "better culture" kind of like how the Soviet Union used to spend so much energy on the communist countries in the Olympics during the Cold War...

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Sorry, your "Sheiks, Emirs, Sultans" made me laugh. ☺
You got a point there but meant this:
https://qz.com/africa/2161410/the-number-of-african-football-players-in-european-leagues-tops-500

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The Saudis call themselves "Kings" and "Princes" I don't know if that translates directly from the West, where historically a "King" was anointed by God (as determined by a Pope.)

Now I have to go find out the origin of the word "king..." I know Regal and Royal come from Latin...

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Don’t look at me 🤷‍♂️

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They need to learn how to fall over and roll around on the turf like they have been shot when someone taps them on the buttock.
Most other teams cheat this way so they should as well.

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Referees don't fall for that anymore.
More important to learn the 'swallow'.

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That won't do much for them.

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Marrakesh Express

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TYq9RjdYYU

The Moroccan National Team probably can't use that as a nickname...

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Yea but I heard that Africa will be favored to win in the next World Cup

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They're going to need some strong youth so they can develop in 4 years.

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There will be some kind of affirmative action in the next World Cup. All the African nations will be allowed to combine into 1 super team. I predict Africa wins the World Cup in 2026

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