Willwoke.


My god this will never end.

Bring back a beloved franchise or cult movie. Add a diverse cast. Completely miss what made the original great. Fail. Repeat.

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It can't be any worse than that "Shadow Moon" trilogy Lucas wrote a few decades ago. I heard those books will ruin any positive feelings anyone has for the original "Willow" film too.

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It's a shame this sequel didn't happen in the '90s or the '00s.

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your loss im interested in this diveriity has been part of willow you clearly didn't see the film

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"Completely miss what made the original great."

What was that, white people?

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Val Kilmer as Madmartigan for a start.

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He can't act anymore aside from a wave or nod.

So this show is "woke" because he's not in it?

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Yes, white heterosexual men. No one wants to see a couple of dyke girl bosses overshadow the main character.

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OH LOOK!...ANOTHER MANNERLESS DICKBAG. NOEMOJI

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Generally I am not a fan of discourtesy. But I don't respect the Wokerati enough to be courteous.

The Wokerati should be pushed out to the fringes of society where they belong. Back to some dark corner of the racial/gender studies department of academia, never to be seen or heard from again.



Wokeness is cancer.

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DICKBAG CONFIRMED. NOEMOJI

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Waterhead says what?

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TO GO PLAY WITH YOURSELF. NOEMOJI

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This is the best you got? Really?
How are you not embarrassed?



Live shamed, Die empty.

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YOU IGNORANTLY BELIEVE YOU DESERVE OR MERIT "THE BEST I GOT"?...THAT MAKES ME SAD FOR YOU. NOEMOJI

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Just stop. You are way out of your depth, you're embarrassing yourself, and it's painful to watch.
You are bringing down the level of discourse with your vacuous and vapid comments.

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DITTO. NOEMOJI

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What an intellectual heavy weight. You really showed me.

Maybe this site should have some sort of a minimum IQ requirement, something in the triple digits, so as to keep out the mental midgets like the waterhead above.

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YOU SHOULD NOT SET GOALS YOU ARE NOT CAPABLE OF ATTAINING. NOEMOJI

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Lulz

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🥒

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Oh radical… preaching to the choir up in this reich pill safe space Leto ALTright is. More projecting propagandist chuds keep doing what they do 24/7? Zzzz! In other words, more Reich wing broflakes crying about the woke boogeyman and Reich pill buzzword this and that. No doubt making yer mediocre white fascist gran pappies (commies! commies!) proud with all this bigot-approved fear-mongering you chuds are. Well, golly gee! That’s so brave and new!

But hey Leto chud: of course the term you’re obsessed with and lose sleep at night over will never end, colonizer! Hollywood continues to show they’re not reich wing-approved? GASP What a shocker! How? Why? Not stuck in the good vanilla klanservative days? And they, and a whole lot of non-Reich wing folk in society even in an era where reich wingers are desperately trying to to scare everyone about woke (aka non-reich wing people doing non-reich wing things and simply existing) in true colonizer fashion, keep showing they don’t care about your wittle broflake nazi feelings? Thank fucking goodness.

Awww… the big bad wokeys keep you up all night and inconvenience your mediocre self? Show us on the doll where they keep threading on you, yes? XD Keep crying, Ho.

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Biden voter confirmed.

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For god sake man, will you please stop butchering the English language.

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I prefer they don't back to old franchises. We have a world with endless possibilities for storytelling. Unfortunately, nostalgia mining production keeps going back to old properties. You may get something decent, but most of it is pretty forgettable.

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Oh, no. Media companies making casting decisions that better reflect the demographics of the nation and therefore the potential audience for the property. How very, very dare they.



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The overwhelming majority of the country is white and straight. No one wants to see a couple of girl boss dykes take the spotlight away from the main character. You know, the one the show is named after.

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And it's kickin' ass at 5.1. You certainly are right!

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Better reflect? In what world? You realize hypermasculine Lesbians and weak men are not 100% of the population, right? It is not even fit to be a caricature. Even a travesty would be more accurate. It is actually a deluded perversion of reality seen from the perspective of monomaniac ideologues.

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I was right 7 months ago, this show is a disaster.

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