T. Roosevelt: HELL YES! He probably would already be armed. And he'd take a few of them out.
Taft: Way to overweight to do anything. But he wouldn't have fit in the capsule.
Wilson: Would have tried to negotiate.
Harding: Would hope the incident would take the focus off of his administration's scandals.
Coolidge: Would have slept through the entire incident.
Hoover: Would have said, "We shall soon with the help of God, be in sight of the day when terrorism will be banished from this aircraft."
FDR: Would have promised them everything they wanted and then done whatever he felt like doing.
Truman: Would have cursed at them vehemently until they gave up in shame.
Eisenhower: Would have commanded the fighting remotely.
Kennedy: Had too many health problems to fight back. Probably would have promised to fix up Korshunov with Marilyn Monroe.
Johnson: Maybe challenge Korshunov to a big dick contest.
Nixon: Would sic G. Gordon Liddy on them.
Ford: Would have fallen down so often the terrorists would die laughing.
Carter: Pacifist. Would have taken the capsule.
Reagan: Would have thought he was making a movie.
Bush 41: Was no coward but he would have taken the capsule because he enjoyed sky diving.
Clinton: Would have conducted a town hall meeting.
W: Would have asked Cheney what to do.
Obama: Would challenge them to a pick up game of basketball and win.
Trump: Would have parachuted at the first shot, saying later, "Very few people are better at fighting terrorists than I am. I doubt if anyone in the world knows more about it than I do."
Biden: Would have paid them billions of dollars.
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