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But they got nude beaches?


Not in the Winter.

Like Buzz would really go to a nude beach.

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Are there even beaches in Paris? I think they have a pop-up beach in the summer nowadays, but back in 1990???

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Also nude beaches tend to be adults only.

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I think there are also family-friendly nude beaches.

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They would kick Buzz the hell outta there

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Ugh! Normandy beach ring any bells with you?

"And what about the sh*t weasels, the ones that blast out the basement door?" - Col. Curtis

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Ah, of course, Normandy lies in Paris...

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rofl

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I don't think it matters if there are nude beaches in Paris. Parisian men are covered head to toe in dark fur like an ape, and the women's armpit hair is long enough that it swirls around their entire bodies hiding them like a cloak.

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So you're from Paris yourself, huh?

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No, I don't smell like a foot that has been unwashed for 3 months.

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No, you smell like a butt that hasn't been wiped in 10 years.

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Lol, well I can't top that. I surrender to your superior insult skills. Hey maybe I am French, after all!

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Well, you do look like a cheese-eating surrender monkey. Toutes mes félicitations!

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It's funny. A line like that would push this up to a PG-13 rating now a days.

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This is an assumption but aren't most nude beaches primarily populated by elderly people, the kind of people who let it all hang out since they no longer care one iota what people think about them?

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No, they have one in Vegas that I talked the old lady into going to. She wouldn't go naked of course, but, I was nude. It was my birthday gift. At least 1/2 the people weren't even naked. It was a awful disappointment.

"I told you so, Cully."

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We Americans can be very prudish. Heck of a birthday gift to be in your birthday suit.

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you cant complain 1/2 the people wernt nude if you wernt.

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That would make one of the most awkward PSA infomercials ever.

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I'm a little fuzzy on the details but I remember a colleague of mine being a nudist. She would frequent the designated beaches here in Florida that allowed fellow naturists to walk around at their discretion. People of all ages attended, even minors when accompanied by adults.

According to her, a good portion is comprised of senior citizens. So, you're right; an older crowd is what you would see, at least when visiting one in a state where retirees reside.

Getting back to the original subject, I'm surprised Buzz didn't mention this again in the sequel. Paris isn't the only place in the world with nude beaches.

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I happen to be from Florida too so I can relate despite not ever attending a nude beach. (^ ^) Ironically, Buzz would not be able to take an opportunity to visit one if he wanted to anyway when going to the Sunshine State in the sequel due to all the glorious rain!

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