Checking in??? What the hell is all that??? (Used when traveling with someone who way over packed)
Not in here Mister! This is a Mercedes!!! (Junkier the car, the funnier)
That's amazing, I have same combination on my luggage!!!
Even in the future nothing works!!!! (The F*** is used depending on the company)
What's the matter Col. Sanders??? Chicken!!!???
Or.. "why are we always preparing? Why don't we just do it!!!"
shareWhy didint someone tell me my a$$ was so big.
sharei like:
"goodbye virgin alarm.."
and
"did I miss something.. when did we get to disneyland? "
"As soon as we get out of this, the first thing we do is we dump the matched luggage!"
"We ain't found shit!"
"Spaceballs da flamethrower!" (kids love these things)
"Use the Schwartz, Lone Star! Use the Schwartz!"
"May the Schwartz be with you!"
When I was a teacher I would always say to the class after I taught them something "Everybody got that...... Good"
shareI still use:
"Smoke if you've got 'em," and "Ah buckle this!"